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“why can’t i be your wife” reader vs “my dick is the size of your thigh” toji

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asking nerd Bakugou to give you a ‘pearl necklace’ and he starts grumbling about you tryna drain him dry but instead of pulling out his cock, he pulls out his phone to actually search for a pearl necklace </3

and to both his surprise and embarrassment, his phone is quickly tossed away in favor of you showing him what you’re actually asking for. he’s not mad though—not when you end up looking so pretty covered in white, grinning, and asking for another necklace <3

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this fact keeps me sane btw

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gojo finds out that you're pregnant and he gives you this insane wide smile and goes "You're gonna have my baby? What are you, obsessed with me?"

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ur honor: he

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ur honor…UR HONOR

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ur honor I am going to EAT HIM

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Get you a daddy man like Pellus Termaine

~Another Typical Fantasy Romance~ by WOLHET

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ur honor i am gnawing on him like a cat

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sorry but i’m obsessed with bad news kyoutani secretly harbouring a crush on the you who works at the flower store and seems to effortlessly ignore him despite all his not-so-normal attempts at garnering your attention

exhibit a being kicking off a plant so the soil spills across the floor, exhibit b being loud and rude declarations at how boring working with plants must be — neither of which you turn to look at him for, only mindlessly bobbing along until you come across his mess or giving him a polite and unknowing smile

of course, the store owner scolds him and tells him to not come back. but he’s like a terrible smell that lingers and he even crouches outside to prod at stems and leaves until he gets caught

his friends catch him one time after school— calling him out on how he had told them he was busy but all he’s doing is loitering

some weeks later, he finally works up the courage to talk to you. directly. he’s been thinking about it for hours and hours until he’s fed up and decides it’s now or never!

so he approaches you, face slightly red and hand rubbing the back of his neck m. your back is to him, sweeping dust out the door.

“hey,” he says. “go out with me.”

you don’t even acknowledge he’s there. he’s a little unnerved by that.

“hey! i’m talkin’ to you, least you can do is look at me.” he reaches over to tap your shoulder and you jolt, genuinely surprised. when you turn, your eyebrows are raised but you warmly greet him with a soft smile and slight bow of your head. you recognise him as the boy who visits daily but never buys anything.

kyoutani frowns. “won’t ya talk to me?”

you blink. then nod, motioning gestures with your hands about what he needs.

“i’m askin’ you on a date.”

you tilt your head as if you don’t understand. kyoutani’s face goes red. he feels like a fool. ready to storm out and never come back, his fists ball.

the store owner takes it upon himself to finally step in, leaning towards kyoutani with an almost smug and knowing grin, “she’s deaf, kid.”

kyoutani explodes— “why the fuck didn’t ya tell me that, you damned bastard?!”

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bokuto the big muscly himbo whose twice your size and loves to crush you under his weight when he sleeps over, touching every part of your body humanly possible. he wants his face in your neck, your hands rubbing his head, his own secured on your waist. he nuzzles against your skin and gets upset if you’re not completely stuck together.

“kou, can we just spoon— i-i can’t breathe anymore, my ribs are collapsing.”

he’s silent a moment. then peers up at you with sad eyes.

“but baby—“

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thinking bout how safe and strong bokuto feels when you stand next to him… going to the store and looking up at him lovingly because by instinct he wraps a hand around your waist to press you into his side while picking out vegetables.

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thinking bout how safe and strong bokuto feels when you stand next to him… going to the store and looking up at him lovingly because by instinct he wraps a hand around your waist to press you into his side while picking out vegetables.

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mr kyoutani-if-any-guys-talk-to-you-ill-skin-them-alive-kentarou has your heart

#he has mine #your friends definitely think he’s some sort of delinquent #deadbeat with no job #he’s the complete opposite and he’s the biggest softie u ever met #you’re his baby after all ❤️ #.denahi writes #haikyuu headcanons #.kyoutani #kyoutani kentarou x reader #kyoutani ken #kyoutani kentaro x reader #kyoutani x reader

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for @introloves once upon a time collab

knight! bokuto, on his way to win battles for you