No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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Being a little too cold: brrrr iโm a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home
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โthe other dayโ could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??
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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
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the concept of fatphobia isn't "skinny people have never ever been shamed or insecure about their bodies ever" but rather "society literally doesn't want fat people to exist at any cost to the point healthcare systems are willing to let fat people die rather than address any other possible medical issue, in addition to facing insults and disgust at every turn socially". online the fact u can't make a body positive or even neutral post without somebody going "but what about us naturally skinny and petite people" is so fucked man
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worst self care task is 100% brushing teeth why is every other bone self cleaning i hate you
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the fact that i am unable to find wolf 359 merch ANYWHERE makes me so upset. if anyone happens to know anywhere that i can buy cute merch pls pls let me know! iโve been on the hunt for like, 4 years now. sos
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Man you couldnโt do shit in the 70s without being serial killed
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Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library
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