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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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Let's say, for the sake of argument, we were cowboys who got a bit too close out in the open range and ran away and we decided to build a house together to survive the chill of the night and I secretly steal glances at the way your arm muscles looked sawing down that tree and I catch you looking at my legs when I climb the frame to put up the thatching on the roof and I dare not say anything for fear I come off too strong but we sit down at the campfire and share your flask of whisky (the good kind that goes down and warms you from the inside out) and the twinkle of your eye suggests that house wasn't built just for keeping out the snow. Would you like it if I push you into the our home so I could have my way with you.

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I’m not sexualizing vampires. vampires are just kinda sexual as a concept

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hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

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my dad doesnt like the cover image for my driving playlist

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but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

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don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

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Is mind control ethical

of course! i mean, you never hear anyone who's been mind controlled complain about the experience. in fact, they all love it!

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forget who’s the top or bottom, which one of you is nursing a fresh bite-sized wound and which one of you is licking the blood off your teeth