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Kisses before bed! 😘 It’s not cake @giotanner but I hope you like my gift! 💜💜💜

#old guard #joe x nicky #soft boys

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the old guard x medieval theme embroidery 🕯 will be selling this as a print in my store :)

#old guard #andromaquynh

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hi cecil, is fettuccine doing alright? i hope she is getting treated to whatever the kitty equivalent of a beach day and an ice cream is this summer <3

hi nonnie! I tried asking around and apparently there’s never a moment‘s rest in the casa della pasta

fettuccine has been very busy making joe biscuits, helping her other dad get ready for date nights, and, most importantly, Being Adored

it’s hard work but someone has to do it!

#old guard #joe x nicky #fettuccine the cat #wonderful #manbun Joe!!!

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#old guard #yusuf al kaysani #joe x nicky #ohwowowowow #billie joe armstrong #HIM #curls and freckles and brown eyes and all #I love this

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It’s raining today, so have some cozy Joes 😊

#old guard #yusuf al kaysani #babe #so cute and handsome

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Baby Yusuf (plus mama and cat) for @yusufalkaysanibingo

And a quick kid Yusuf (plus brother)

#old guard #yusuf al kaysani #baby!!!

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Back in the early days...

Dialogue loosely based on this fic!

#old guard #joe x nicky #drag him Yusuf #lmao #I also super like this style #big noses and bigger eyes

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#marwan kenzari #how dare you be so pretty #seriously #that bottom lip and those tempting hairy thighs #when you want to kneel between those legs #and suck on that lip #while massaging those thighs #fingers slipping underneath those shorts

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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

#tiktok #lmao #i nearly spit my coffee out at the la ha #then choked at 'stupid twink'

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A local resident puts love hearts and slogans on the plastic that covers offensive graffiti on the vandalised mural of Manchester United striker and England player Marcus Rashford on the wall of a cafe on Copson Street, Withington on July 12, 2021 in Manchester, England. Rashford and other Black players on England’s national football team have been the target of racist abuse, largely on social media, after the team’s loss to Italy in the UEFA European Football Championship last night.

#marcus rashford #blm #listen my eyes got wet #like maybe there IS good in humanity #for every gross disgusting act #there is a whole community out there filled with love

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Yusuf wash Nicolo’s back….

so i draw this ,and i’m not sorry.

#old guard #joe x nicky #blinded by the light #reflected off some broad ass shoulders like damn bb #yusuf probably thinking about how good #his calves would look decorating Nicky's shoulders

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#cats #such a good cat dad

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What's wrong with Gandhi?

Where do I begin?

- Criticized the Jews for defending themselves against the Holocaust because he insisted that they should have committed public mass suicide in order to “shame” the Germans instead of fighting back. His exact words were, “But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from the cliffs. As it is, they succumbed anyway in their millions.”

- Wrote an open letter to the British people in 1940 telling them to surrender to the Axis even if it mean accepting genocide.

- Was very anti-black. I hope you can stomach reading how he treated black people in South Africa. It’s fucking disgusting.

- Refused his wife life-saving medication (for religious reasons), but those religious reasons all of a sudden no longer applied to him when he was in a similar position.

- Refused to have sex with his wife for the last 38 years of their marriage. He felt that in order to test his commitment to celibacy, he would have beautiful young women (including his own great niece) lie next to him naked through the night. His wife, whom he described as looking like a “meek cow” was no longer desirable enough to be a solid test.

- Believed that Indian women who were raped lost their value as a human.

- During his time as a dissident in South Africa, he discovered that a young male was harassing two of his female followers. He responded by cutting the girls’ hair off to ensure the “sinner’s eye” was “sterilized.” He later boasted about the incident in his writings, pushing the message to all Indians that women should carry responsibility for sexual attacks upon them.

- Argued that fathers could be justified in killing daughters who had been sexually assaulted for the sake of family and community honor.

- Believed that menstruation was a manifestation of the distortion of a woman’s soul by her sexuality.

- Waged a war against contraceptives, labeling Indian women who used them as whores.

- Held the attitude that women were simply creatures that could bring either pride or shame to the men who own them.

Sources:

Websites:  Women Suffer From Gandhi’s Legacy,  People who most likely chose Gandhi as a historical figure to do a report on and immediately regretted it, On Mahatma Gandhi, his pathetic racism and advancement of segregation of black people by Sentletse Diakanyo, Not All Peaceful: 13 Racist Quotes Gandhi Said About Black People by Nick  Chiles

Books: Sex and Power by Rita Banerji, On Pacifism by Derrick Jensen,  The Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi

#gandhi #what a prick #india deserves better than him

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I hope to grow up and be trans elder one day

#trans pride #lgbtq #wholesome #sidenote tho #if you're looking to start T you'll need to quit smoking! #it increases the risks of thrombosis #you could be blacklisted from using T afterwards #so yeah #don't smoke my homies

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Yusuf cleaning blood by the river.

#old guard #yusuf al kaysani #a babe

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30′s Tales Trough Time Joe, but make it Marwan flavoured

#old guard #yusuf al kaysani #marwan kenzari #hubba hubba #no seriously #i am in awe #Nicky you lucky fuck

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Listen, as a morning person myself, there's only so much interrupted sleep one can take before looking like a disgruntled 900 year old cat.

Ah yes, Nicolò di Genova, the morning person

He just loves being Awake

He is Not Suffering At All.

Don't get me wrong. I see your headcanons of Nicky being a morning person and Joe being a sleep-warm, snuffling, adorable groggy morning person. They're cute. They're valid. Opposites attract, etc. I love the way this cake is cut.

And granted, Nicky does SNAP TO IT with his pistol within MILLISECONDS of being awaken suddenly in the night. He threw sleep off like a blanket. Yeet that bitch. But then, when the dust settled and there was no danger...

Let👏🏻them👏🏻rest👏🏻

#old guard #oh yeah Nicky definitely 1st up before everyone else #he likes the silence of home and all his loved ones still dreaming #making coffee and breakfast #tending to the garden or other chores #silently padding around in Joe's socks and pj's #but he still needs good sleep #3 hours sleep and on the run #his husband at threat #bb tired #he wants a Joe snuggle and solid 7-9 hours