you know what’s fun? not reducing jesper to comedic relief when his storyline was about conquering his addiction, his internalized prejudice against grisha, and learning to not run away from people he cared about
Elide: “Once I find Aelin, what skills do I have to offer her?”
Elide: *befriends the Ironteeth Witch leader *escapes from Morath *carries a Wyrdkey for weeks thru the wilderness*gets hired for the first job she has ever applied for*kills 2 ilken with a hatchet despite a broken nose, hurt wrist, and menstrual cramps*finds the scariest male on the planet and makes him her bitch
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER THE END OF KOA WHEN WE THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO HELL BUT THEN AELIN AND THE CADRE REVEALED THE WYRDMARKS THEY HAD DRAWN WITH THEIR BLOOD WHILE FIGHTING AND THE LOST FAE APPEARED TO WRECK HAVOC ON MORATH'S LEGION AND THEN FENRYS AND AELIN KILLED MAEVE AND THEN YRENE AND DORIAN BEAT ERAWAN AND THEY WON THIS FUCKING WAR ?!?!?!?!
Friendly reminder that the second thing Lila Bard summoned with a stone capable of literally creating anything was another Kell that started stripteasing