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Hey everyone, Mod Nobbu here with a small announcement

You may have noticed that posts in this blog have become more and more sporadic these last couple of weeks. This has been due to the fact that my job in real life has been overworking me to hell and back, so when I make it back home all beaten and bloody I don’t really have the energy or time to make content. I really love working on this blog and making you guys laugh with my silly jokes, but making such long posts is a tiring and slow process, so lately I haven’t been able to make any. Besides, this might sound dumb for what is essentially a shitposts blog, but I do have a quality standard for what I post. I don’t want to make confessions by simply grabbing vaguely related pngs from google and copy-pasting the text in a black box underneath. I mean, that’d allow me to post like 15 times a day and it’d probably get me just as many notes per post, but I feel like those would be awful, shallow posts, and you guys deserve better for taking the time to engage with the content here. I want each confession I make to be its own little story with a punchline, and that takes time and effort. Therefore, I’ll be taking a break from posting on this blog until I have the energy and time required to make the quality of posts I want to make. Will I be back in a week? Will I be back in a month? A year? I don’t really know to be honest, I just know I need some time to recharge my creative juices.

If you want more Fate stuff in the meantime, you can follow me in @elizabethbathoryofficial​​, which is a hub for sfw Fate content where I also post my own original stuff from time to time. If you want to check out my main blog, you can follow @youhavethewrong​​, where I post non-fate related humour posts.

That being said, it’s about time to put this blog to sleep for some time until it can come back with full force. Thank you all so much for following me this long, and I hope you’ve all enjoyed and had a couple chuckles at the things I posted here, I put a lot of care into them~ ❤️

Mod Nobbu out! Time to go back into the grave for me.

#not a confession #hope you've had fun so far!! i'll be back later ❤️

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@spiddermen​ said “i want to bring ophelia back so she and mash can be (girl?)friends... i'll abandon the main character role, i don't care, just let them hug...*starts performing dark ophelia rituals over the summoning circle*”

#fgo #fate grand order #ophelia #Mash Kyrielight #da vinci rider

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Anonymous said “I think one of my proudest(and dumbest) accomplishments in FGO was managing to blaze through both Gottdamerrung and SIN(didn't skip the story though because honestly, the Lostbelts' writing is too awesome to ignore) all so I could get the Mordred with a Gun Craft Essence. Was it incredibly stupid of me? Definitely. Was it probably not worth it? Totally. Am I proud of myself anyways? Hell yeah.”

#fgo #fate grand order #cw: blood

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"Daddy Issues" really is the overarching defining theme of Camelot, ain't it? Well, at least we have some variations of Artoria willing to try and be not-as-awful dads, and Lostbelt Morgan is surprisingly okay as a mom.

-Made and submitted by Anonymous

#fgo #fate grand order #florence nightingale #artoria pendragon lancer alter #merlin #submission

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Anonymous said “Just letting all my servants know that in the event that I die and Somehow one of ya'll dont rescue my soul *looks at dantes and void shiki* then i leave 50% of my entire belongings to Mash and the other 50% to Tamamo Cat”

#fgo #fate grand order #mash kyrielight #tamamo cat #edmond dantes #void shiki

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@mamiyatomoe​ said “I’ve tried desperately to get Tamamovitch to come home and to no success. I’ve always loved her character since she was introduced while everyone was like “ugh but she’s so mean!!” Anyways seeing people getting NP2+ while I get NP0 is disheartening and I wonder if she’s just playing hard to get or something. I love you but why do you play me!!! Let me contract with NFF!!”

#fgo #fate grand order #tamamo vitch #koyanskaya #sorry this one is so long i had way too much fun making it lakssmlknfasgalm

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Anonymous said “i just want to steal Oberons wardrobe for my own, he's so stylin'!”

#fgo #fate grand order #oberon #mash kyrielight

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Anon said “I came to apologize to my maxed Caenis still waiting at the home menu for me to login in, Uma Musume has taken over my life”

#fgo #fate grand order #caenis #red hare #uma musume

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Anonymous said “*gasps, points at Tamamo no mae* La creatura“

#fgo #fate grand order #tamamo no mae #i've been thinking of taking some 1 panel confessions #i've gotten some really funny confessions that don't really merit a whole 10 image post about them #so far i've been avoiding them cuz i dont want to come across as lazy #but they're p good and i'd like to give them a try #it could help to post more often since they require less photoshop work most of the time #lmk what y'all think

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Anon said “i live in a heavily religious household and one time, my mom told me to pray to saint martha for "religious healing". i had to contain myself because i meanwhile have saint martha at lvl 100, fully grailed with maxed skills at np5. what she looks like to me is completely ruined by fate”

#fgo #fate grand order #saint martha

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After seeing so many great edits like yours, I actually got inspiration to try making some of my own edits, with some encouragement from friends! Thanks for so much amazing content, and I love what ya do!

#fgo #fate grand order #oda nobunaga #okita souji

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Anonymous said “im going to grab circe like a rat and throw her at robin hood”

#fgo #fate grand order #circe #robin hood #ok last confession where the punchline is an explosion i promise

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Hi mod Nobbu, i hope you're doing well! I just wanna say that your posts makes me laugh and brightens up my day, so thank you very much! You're very creative and I give your photoshopping skills a Nobbu/10 which is to say: as amazing as you, the great demon king Nobbu herself XD You don't have to post this or anything, just reading will make me happy!

#speaking of #i apologize for not posting in a while #it's been a busy week #i'll do my best to have new posts tomorrow

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Anon said “Both Caster Gilgamesh and Sigurd showed up far earlier than their story appearances for me(America for CasGil and Camelot for Sigurd), and I like to imagine that it's because through Clairvoyance/Crystallized Wisdom, they managed to separately come to the conclusion that if they didn't help my sorry butt, Chaldea would manage to die some horrible, probably comical death.”

#fgo #fate grand order #gilgamesh #sigurd

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So that explains why BB showed up during that one April fool's event

Yes!! That was from a different blog that's not active anymore, since I feel like I accomplished everything I had set out to do with that blog. I really enjoy making different type of content across different blogs here~

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the real question everyone should be asking here is are Mod Nobbu of this blog and Mod Yui of Doki Doki Literature Girls the same person? (For real tho must be hard having to keep up with two blogs at the same time and when both share the same style to it XD)

Hahaha, don't be silly! There's no way I'd manage 2 blogs at the same time, all with the same style! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I manage 4.

-Mod Nobbu

#6 if you count my weird art experiment and my main blog for memes #but that's neither here nor there

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@mamiyatomoe​ said “I know a lot of people don’t like him but I love Caesar. I had been planning to but was convinced to read biographies of him after FGO came out in NA. Now whenever someone mentions the ides of March or little Caesar’s I turn into the Unstoppable Caesar Apologist like “Caesar did good things for all of Rome when he became dictator and he was a great commander!! Pompey and the Roman senators were wrong and here’s some reasons why. ONE-””

#fgo #fate grand order #Mash Kyrielight #caesar