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reblog if you like girls and pasta

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Is one of your friends named Toilet Paper

I like to believe I add nothing of value to my friend group

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Fuckin google won't show me what I'm looking for like goddammit google this isn't a song

#There's gotta be a better system for finding videos on the internet #I can't carry on blindly guessing what is going on in the video right in front of me

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Ok last night a had a dream, and came up with a theory of why kris creates a dark fountain at the end of ch2 whichever route you take

Kris creates the Dark World to reach out to Toriel. Suzie wasn't planned to be there, but doesn't get in the way either.

In the normal route, Kris ie expecting Toriel to notice Kris is acting like the player, not Kris

In the Weird route, Kris is doing the same thing, but to a greater extent, begging toriel for help

#deltarune #utdr fandom #deltatrune theory

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I hope it makes Elon even madder that his twitter meltdown wasn't even the biggest nor most expensive self-inflicted L a far-right asshole took this month, let alone all of 2022

#twitter meltdown #tate's arrest

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Whenever a discussion devolves into "I just don't see the point in studying stuff from The Past(tm) that might not be directly relevant at the moment," I find it very very hard to resist just quoting lines from Ulysses Fallout

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okay so i saw avatar 2 with a friend for shits and giggles, and i'd like to play a game of

"guess which of these things isn't in the movie":

space whales with a pacifist ideology

the villain from the last movie retroactively had a child, and this character is integral to the plot

an immaculate conception

navi on navi racism

the con-lang from the last movie is barely used with the excuse given being that jake sully speaks the language so well that it "sounds like english to (him) now"

the villain, who was killed in the last movie, returns from the dead as a navi clone of himself

a substance that stops human aging

there is a comedic relief character who ultimately saves the day by falling in love with an alien shark

it is heavily implied that there are words in the Navi language for "Jesus", "buttercup", and "bitch"

one of the main characters crushes a man to death, using a giant sea anemone, as he tries to escape a submersible that was also crushed with the same anemone

the navi use living fairy wings to help them breathe underwater

a character comes out as gay and is then killed immediately

jake sully makes his children call him "sir"

humans are actually here to colonize pandora this time instead of just extract resources from it, and this is mentioned in passing

a character says, "we stick together. it's our greatest weakness... and our greatest strength.", like it's the most profound statement in the world

i'll give y'all a hint: only two of these things aren't in the movie

#supernatural did 12 so that's not in it #unless this movie sucks so much that nobody has seen it enough to make a dr doofenshmirtz meme out of it #and the other one has to be short #3 might be a white lie bc of space hep-C #but navi on navi racism is so believable

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Sometimes I look at some of my old posts, I think "Wow! Why didn't I gain followers from that, that was hilarious," and then I look at some of my old posts, and think "oh"

#me rn

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in my hearts of hearts I so deeply believe in the importance of more women shopping in the men's clothing section. particularly gender conforming cis women. hear me out:

pockets. pockets pockets pockets. huge pockets. even in skinny jeans and short shorts. pockets are high priority in men's clothes, and designers are not willing to sacrifice them unless absolutely necessary. even the pajamas and swimsuits have pockets big enough to hold your phone. the audacity

better quality & value. men's clothing is consistently made to last longer. you will find better fabric quality, craftsmanship, and general durability in the men's section.

"men's" clothes might fit you better. clothing is way more gender neutral than you've been taught to think. for dresses and stuff you'll still need the women's section, but you'd be surprised at how well "men's" pants, shorts, shirts, and jackets can fit different bodies. in fact, I would go so far as to say that men's clothes are designed to fit a wider variety of body sizes and shapes than women's clothes. if you are one of the many many women who don't fit the ridiculous cookie cutter mold of modern women's fashion, you may very well have better luck in the men's section.

(this includes people with big chests! being designed for broader shoulders also translates into extra tiddy storage space.)

(plus, universal sizing systems based on your actual measurements.) (pro tip for shorter folks: cuffing or hemming pants is the easiest alteration in the world. you can literally just use safety pins.)

you can still find "feminine" things. it's becoming easier & easier to find "men's" clothes in the bright colors/patterns, tighter fits, and shorter hems traditionally associated with women's fashion. shorts are particularly great--you can find lots of mid-thigh versions that are almost identical to women's shorts, but with bigger pockets and a little more coverage.

(also, as most trans people are already aware, people are pretty eager to assume that everyone around them is cis. I guarantee that you'd be shocked at how many people won't realize you're wearing "men's" clothes. they'll just see a women wearing clothing that fits.)

bonus: it's easier to find stuff that's not see-through/doesn't show bra straps. the irony of this is deeply insulting.

in general clothing manufacturers feel able to pull way more bullshit on female customers. a great way to tell them to FUCK OFF is by spending your money elsewhere. your life will become much comfier in the process!

WARNING: consistently shopping in the men's section may accustom you to new levels of comfort and lack of body-conciousness, and make it difficult for you to return to shopping in the women's section. you may find yourself no longer able to put up with previously normalized levels of bullshit. you may find yourself sewing huge pockets into skirts & dresses, because that is the new baseline you demand of all your outfits. these symptoms may become even more pronounced if you start wearing supportive wide-toed walking shoes.

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Wish there was more intersection between toh and dbz fandoms so I could post shit like this and expect any kind of reception

#like they're not similar at all #but also these are really fun to make #but I have nobody to show this to irl #nor on any other site #toh #dbz #shitpost

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Merry Crimbo, himbos!

Everyone else... happy holidays I guess 😒

#meme #shitpost #funny #christmas #himbo

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Give a man a fish, and he'll tell you to fuck off

Teach a man to fish and eventually he'll fuck one

#well wouldn't you? #meme #shitpost #funny #fish #fishing

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In the Bible, Thou is used in conversation with god, and this was (at the time of translating) informal speech. And if you ask any Christian, they will agree that you can use whatever your language's word for god is to refer to him.

This implies that it is perfectly acceptable to call god "Kami-kun" in Japan.

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I really wish I could in the room when a british person using Tory as the insult it is and a Japanese person wonders why Bird is such a strong insult in Britain

#meme #shitpost #funny #japan #japanese #miscommunication

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John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings

Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they’re doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band’s success.

Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he comes with his cat and dog ready to play.

Before they play, Berlusconi begins a dialogue.

Berlusconi: John, I don’t care about your actual band, I just want to know the secret. How do you do it?

John: I don’t do anything, the dog plays guitar and the cat sings, it’s as simple as that.

Berlusconi: come on John, just tell me! No way it’s real

John: look, it’s my livelihood. I can’t go around telling the secret i make a career out of this

Berlusconi: money is nothing to me, I’ll pay you whatever you want just tell me how you do it

John: alright…I’ll tell you. The dog plays guitar and sings, the cat just moves its mouth and pretends.

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Honestly the scariest enemy in any RPG are the mind goblins

#dnd #funny dnd #meme #shitpost #funny