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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

if we ever get integrated with computers it’s gonna be like

me, lactose intolerant: god i really want banana milk. i’m gonna go buy banana milk right now

computer brain: THREAT DETECTED. WARNING.

i confess to drinking 250ml of banana milk. i did not have computer brain to stop me.

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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite:

earlier i was staring out the window 

and it occurred to me that if someone saw me like this, leaned gently against a chair, staring thoughtfully out the window at grey stormy clouds approaching, quiet and focused, they’d probably think i was thinking about something deep/serious

but i was trying to remember how the squirrels in my pants song went from phineas and ferb.

hold up. this song says ‘S to the I to the M to the P’

SIMP

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earlier i was staring out the window 

and it occurred to me that if someone saw me like this, leaned gently against a chair, staring thoughtfully out the window at grey stormy clouds approaching, quiet and focused, they’d probably think i was thinking about something deep/serious

but i was trying to remember how the squirrels in my pants song went from phineas and ferb.

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if we ever get integrated with computers it’s gonna be like

me, lactose intolerant: god i really want banana milk. i’m gonna go buy banana milk right now

computer brain: THREAT DETECTED. WARNING.

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goingknowherewastaken:

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

commander-ledi:

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

bogleech:

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there’s people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

letsgetsalty:

IT GETS BETTER

letsgetsalty:

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

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breelandwalker:

generation-zoomer:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

analogueswords:

knerdy:

twitblr:

Controlled bathroom breaks are dumb, if I gotta go I gotta go! (x)

This is the thread I got mad in!

…I’m still mad!

I see people use the excuse “but what if they’re just going so they don’t have to pay attention!” a lot, and it’s a really poor excuse.

Aside from the fact that kids (and adults!) need and are entitled to regular mental breaks, keeping a bored kid in the classroom isn’t going to magically make them pay attention. What it IS going to do is create an environment of distraction for the people around them. You wanna know how I know? I was that kid. I have adhd, and when I wasn’t able to get up and walk around, I talked to everyone. Constantly. When allowed to go outside and refresh my brain when needed, I became a lot less disruptive.

And when it’s older kids? If a high schooler doesn’t want to learn something, they’re not going to, and you can’t make them. That’s their mistake to make. As a teacher, try making the material more accessible and engaging. That’s your job. Whether the student does their job is on them.

“Kids have died in bathroom fights” is definitely an argument I haven’t seen before, but it’s so patently ridiculous that I don’t think it needs to actually be addressed.

THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO ANGRY. When I was a teacher, I taught in a high school that had a lot of kids that came from poorer families. You know what I did? I always had a drawer FULL of snacks. Some sugary treats, but a lot of stuff that one might consider “food food,” not just a treat. You know what I found out? Kids would ask for a snack at the beginning of class if they wanted one, and it affected my class POSITIVELY. Kids that I knew NEEDED something to eat would be able to grab crackers and tuna or something, and other kids would just be happy to come into my class to see what I had stocked in the drawer. 

The kids learned to be respectful of the food BY THEMSELVES. Y’all should have seen it. Kids were policing each other in how much food they took, so that one student wouldn’t take all the zebra cakes or whatever, but not a single time was a kid scolded for taking a couple packs of crackers or whatever. And they all made sure that no one left trash around. 

Feeding kids is important, and if you can’t teach kids while they eat a snack, you just can’t teach.

On my first day at uni a girl ate an entire bowl of spaghetti. If we can do that and pay attention then give a kid some fucking goldfish ffs

Re: the bathroom issue - If a kid in your class has to go, they are sure as shit not paying full attention to what you’re saying. They’re trying not to have an accident in the class because the teacher wouldn’t let them address a vital bodily function.

Same goes for if kids are hungry or thirsty. Let them address those needs within the structure of the classroom - I promise you, they CAN do it in a non-disruptive manner - and try to remember that you’re teaching PEOPLE, not robot sponges.

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heart:

where are all my glasses people

and don’t tell me to bring a lens wipe or you’re probably a newbie

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thom0530:

labelleizzy:

teashoesandhair:

huesera:

polishyourpolish:

foulpetsmusicfriend:

013-jackson:

kylorenshighwaistedpants:

sinningforasrian:

narwhalsarefalling:

oranguin:

hotairballoon221:

pol-yglottin:

hotairballoon221:

languageswithceles:

ichikun:

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: :)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: jellyfish
Japanese: :)
English: what yo got Japan
Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves
Dutch: :)
English: omg what now
Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine
Dutch: :)
English: … please, no
Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

English: nap

Romanian: :)

English: huh?

Romanian: a baby of a sleep

@the-cloud-road

English: Giraffe

Latin: :D

English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

Serbian:

Serbian: Where wolves fuck

Polish:

Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet


English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

How can this get better

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