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fijoyberry · 2 years
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ADHD jokes be like.....
"knock knock"
"whose there?"
"ADHD Cow"
"ADHD Cow who?"
"sorry, I forgot why i came here"
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fijoyberry · 2 years
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Them: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah...... sorry what?
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fijoyberry · 2 years
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You know what.....damn right I am a disaster! A natural disaster! my unwashed laundry will cause landslides! Feel the earth shake as I trip over my own feet! Watch as my wild mood swings bring cities to their knees! Feel my wrath world! I might have forgotten where my shoes are but my ability to cause mass panic and confusion is unrivaled!
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fijoyberry · 2 years
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I have been called a woodland creature 3 times this week by different people....I don't know how to take this....
Am I a cute little squirrel, forget where I put things, running around like a lunatic.
Am I a beautiful fox, magical, mysterious, steals you food.
A deer elegant, majestic, runs full speed away from people.
Am I a mischievous raccoon, dark circles around the eyes, tiny creepy little hands, finds interesting things in the trash.
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fijoyberry · 2 years
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Having a conversation with someone...
*oh no I've tuned out....quick say something so they don't think you're rude*
Me: I've never been hit in the head by a duck..
Them: *blatant look of bewilderment*
*oh no now they think you're weird... quick say something smart*
Me: ducks don't have sphincter muscles..
*much better!.....now to make a smooth exit*
Throws glitter and trips over as I run away..
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fijoyberry · 2 years
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I noticed a lot of people with ADHD, including myself have little work arounds for everyday tasks that are easy for NeuroTypicals....for example.
Using paper plates because dishes are hard.
Keeping shoes and socks in the car because memory is bad.
Setting an alarm to remind you to eat because hyperfocus.
Only buying frozen food because forget I buy things.
Only drinking water out of bottles because forget water exists.
Anyone else have similar things?
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Weeks ago
Friend: why do you keep a pair of shoes in your car.
Me: so I don't forget them.
Yesterday
Friend: where are your shoes.
Me: I forgot them.
Friend: don't you keep shoes in your car.
Me: yes but I forgot shoes going to my other friends place so I used my car shoes and then forgot I was wearing shoes....now I have no shoes🤷‍♀️
Friend:🤨
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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You're a superhero with ADHD, some of your symptoms are your powers, but some also work against you
You can project your fidgeting so the villain has no control over their body and if they have mind control jokes on them you have so many chaotic thoughts that it over powers them.
But when asked to help fix the damage it the city, you spend hours ordering the buildings from largest to smallest or you rock up to a fight in your pajamas because you forgot to wash your super suite and you don't have any shoes on.
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Them: you need to pay more attention!
Me: attention is expensive......
Them: ?
Me: like literally $50 a bottle
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Watch "Adderall" on YouTube
youtube
I think I just found my theme song
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Things I have heard being the only female in a male dominated work place.
Wouldn't you be more comfortable working in the office?
Leave the heavy lifting to the boys.
I'm surprised you can keep up with the boys.
You are going to have to get comfortable with they way men talk.
You only got the job because it looks good to have a girl on crew.
What I haven't heard:
Let me know if you need a hand
Thanks for showing me that
Good job with the thing
Can I help you out with that
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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When I was a kid, I was told I was just looking for attention when I lashed out or cried, in high school, I was told, I just needed to concentrate, I just needed to focus, I just needed direction....when I went to the doctor's in my late teens because I was only sleeping 2 hours a night, it took me going to 3 different doctor's for them to give me something to help, in my early 20's I was finally diagnosed with depression and anxiety, it took another year to be referred to a psychologist, and another 6 months to be put on antidepressants..,..it took me another 5 years and another to 2 different psychologists and another doctor to get them to refer me to a psychiatrist because I was convinced something else was wrong.....that psychiatrist diagnosed me with BPD and just told me to "look it up on the net, it's not a good one" and sent me on my way, when I told my psychologist what I was diagnosed with, she refused to treat me because anyone with BPD is a lost cause, another 5 years, 3 psychologist and another psychiatrist, I was finally at the age of 30 got diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, mild autism and major depressive disorder, after struggling tooth and nail to stay alive and get help I finally got the help I needed......
so don't tell me that all you have to do is "ask for help"......I have been asking for help for 30 years!
Welcome to Australia!....it's not just the wildlife that wants to kill you!....it's also our mental health care system!
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Can we normalise not straight up congratulating people on losing weight?.... maybe when someone says they have lost weight, instead of saying "that's awesome", maybe ask 'how do you feel about that?'
Weightloss isn't always positive
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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I will help you out, I will put up with your bullying, I will let you push my boundaries and take advantage of my kindness without complaint.
But don't be surprised if I suddenly disappeared without warning.
Everyone has a limit, and no-one shouldn't have to ask to be respected
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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When your cat turns into a jackhammer
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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Always reblog for cute
Giving a fox a bath.
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fijoyberry · 3 years
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I had a dream that I was a self aware bread roll, most peaceful dream I have ever had
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