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finallysummer8 · 3 years
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tommy has fence in his teef and techno tried to remove the teeth from the fence instead of the fence from the teeth
is there an orthodontist in the dream smp and if so who is it who gave the child his f u cking braces
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finallysummer8 · 3 years
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there isn’t one. he just ran into a fence and his teeth got stuck :/
is there an orthodontist in the dream smp and if so who is it who gave the child his f u cking braces
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finallysummer8 · 3 years
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tw: sexual assault
not to mention, he thought it was funny to make a rape joke on live tv :’)
he’s an all around piece of shit and he ruined the entire episode imo. i don’t even understand why they let him on the show
FUCK BILL BURR
Are you kidding me? That monologue was so much worse than I had been told. Guess what asshole? Women have been oppressed by men throughout history. They had no choice but to stand by you!
Also gay people were never enslaved. That is true but we have been discriminated against, oppressed, placed in concentration camps, subjected to cruel "therapy" to cure our condition, and erased from history you fucking ignorant piece of shit!!!
You know what group has never been discriminated against in history? White straight males you dumbass motherfucker!
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finallysummer8 · 3 years
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I will say as bad as the host was, Jack did a really great job with the music! I usually find the musical acts on SNL to not be the best but he was definitely an upgrade from whoever the original guy was supposed to be. Though, I guess it has to be a pretty rough episode for me to say the highlight was the musical act.
Jack White and Weekend Update were the only parts worth watching.
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finallysummer8 · 3 years
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tw: sexual assault
people really need to understand that what he said was completely disgusting. i went to watch snl with my father the other day to relax and this man comes on to do the monologue, making blatantly homophobic and sexist comments, and even a rape joke. if you support making a rape joke on live tv then i’m not sure what to tell you except that you need 1) a better sense of the concept of humour and 2) some goddamn human empathy.
saying things to shock people isn’t funny, it’s just making fun of already marginalized groups.
Some leftists and liberals seem to be forgetting what a piece of shit Bill Burr is after that SNL monologue so let me remind you all that he’s just your regular misogynist and using woke language doesn’t change that.
Here’s some quotes from him:
“On the left, if you don't agree with them you're a caveman, you're a sexist, you're a racist, any of those fucking things.”
“Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to fuck just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber.”
“I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels“
“What kind of a man, who still has his balls, is walking around saying he’s a male feminist?”
It seems he doesn’t actually care about criticising white feminism, in fact, he just thinks women have it easier than men in general. Let’s take a look:
“You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.”
“I gotta tell you, I’m envious of women. I’m not saying your problems get solved but at least they’re taken seriously. There’s 1-800 numbers, there’s ribbons, there’s groups—people give a shit. Anything happens to a guy, it’s just considered funny.“
“Women are constantly patting themselves on the back for how difficult their lives are and no one corrects them because they want to fuck ‘em.“
“Someday, there’s going to be the first female president, which means there’s going to be the first male First Lady, And you wait, you f—ing wait… The first time that dude opens his mouth about some political s—, you watch all these feminists: ‘You shut the f— up! It is her time now. She was elected, not you. Go pick out some plates, bitch.”
Oh and don’t think he’ll go after only cis women! Here’s what he had to say about Top Gun being remade with a transgender pilot:
“She won’t die, her discarded dick will block her head from the canopy. There’ll be a gender-neutral bathroom on the plane. How f—ing dumb is that?”
Oh! And if you think he’s just talking about white women, let’s see what he had to say about Michelle Obama?
“Michelle Obama is doing an arena tour. She’s not playing comedy clubs, she’s doing arenas. When did First Ladies start acting like they got elected? To be the first lady, that’s not a f—ing job — just standing there smiling and waving.”
“What has she done for the last eight years? Other than lay in a giant vat of illuminati-level lotion, just sitting there floating?”
Oh! And this, which is fun:
“I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.”
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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*hands you a tic tac, two advil, a tab of ecstasy, a piece of lint and a button* your medication, my good sir :)
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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andy samberg and seth meyers doing impressions of john mulaney
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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okay sure. maybe she isn’t the manifestation of illiteracy, and i suppose she doesn’t show ANY symptoms of being the mortal shell of some sort of evil entity, but do you really want to be with a girl who doesn’t hyperventilate competitively for sport? in the long run, can you really see yourself being happy with someone like that?
would you…… could you marry… someone like that………??
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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hamilton said
no, eyes, i need you to focus. yeah i actually want to see this. please?
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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just some. just some bi girls
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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what teef
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shout out to @keyring-kieran because you’re amazing and an incredible person and i love you so so much
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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shout out to @keyring-kieran because you’re amazing and an incredible person and i love you so so much
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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does it still count as failing a course if you completely intended to and haven’t done any work for the past few weeks? asking for a friend
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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i woke up to hundreds of notifs for reblogs and likes for my post on stefon. this just proves that he really is god
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finallysummer8 · 4 years
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me when i text my friend about how i thought it was still march and immediately regret telling her vs her messaging me back immediately after saying she made the same mistake and only realized it’s may when she got my text
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