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Listen. This man has been the only thing I think/talk about. My friends are annoyed.

#tss #new brain thing #abner krill #polka-dot man

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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Breaking Bad | Barry

#gif #brba #barry hbo #two favs

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The best part of the punisher is in that last season where the teenage girl shoots a dude and is shell shocked cuz that guy is gonna die from that gunshot so she totally just killed someone—and then frank shows up and in all his dadly wisdom says something like “no you didn’t kill him! Look!” And then shoots the guy dead himself, and says “see I killed him!”

A serious situation—but objectively hilarious.

#Marvel #Punisher #love them sm

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When they talk about ‘incubating’ an item I imagine the player walking around with an inanimate object in a baby carrier like this

‘why are you carrying that turnip?’ ‘oh, that is my son. he is hatching’

also: waking up in the middle of the night to find your bed has turned into a crocodile or something and is strolling halfway down the street due to prolonged contact

#dappervolk

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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

#oh my GOD

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based on this post which i cant stop thinking about

#magnus archives #art #i just started listening #im on like ep 21

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#gta #gta iv #tbogt #gif #gifs #rb because i laughed

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I don’t care abt ur “GTA 6″ theories okay

when are they gonna release the next GTA online patch where we see Tony Prince go home to his lovely himbo husband Luis 

#gta #Tony Prince

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reblog this and write in the tags whether you prefer the lost and damned or the ballad of gay tony on grand theft auto: episodes from liberty city pls im curious

#gta #tbogt #ballad all the way bro i fuckin hate the lost

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#gta #gta iv #tbogt #this is so funny #lets not ignore how luis deadass waterboarded him in this lmfao #audio

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Favourite Grand Theft Auto Character: Anthony 'Gay Tony' Prince

"The Russian mob want me dead, my best friend just contemplated murdering me, the mob are on my case, I'm massively in debt and I just lost two million dollars worth of diamonds. Any other man would just dust himself off and carry on."

#gta #gta iv #tbogt #gif #gifs #i want the purple shirt to be in online i literally have the best fucking outfit for it

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any other man would just dust himself off and carry on.

#gta #gta iv #tbogt #gif #gifs #bro i love tony and luis theyre fucking great

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Anonym fragte ringelrei: Your doodle of Luis and Tony made me so happy I think I’ve never seen fanart of them before 

Thankyou :“ I I liked TBoGT a lot, I haven’t drawn much fanart of it but here’s two more doodles orz

#gta #gta iv #tbogt #art #kings

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video footage of the nypd cracking down on minority friendships 

#video #gta #gta iv #tbogt #theres no content of armando or henrique ANYWHERE #which is understandable bc theyre shitheads #but #notice how henrique holds his fist out while armando and papi do their secret handshake shit #HE WANTS IN #include him #:-(