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Dont look at m e ,,
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my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 
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the nuisance of our language is stunning
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just a little meme thingy lol
translation would be "there there, city boy, calm down, enough"
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New Crow Time 🎀🏅
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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Pathologic meme dump 2 because free will exists
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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The Machine Herald
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heads up artists, scam alert!!!
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IM SORRY I HAVEN’T POSTED HERE IN AGES </333 but the frankenstein brainrot still goes hard it’s good to be back 🫡🫡
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meow? meow- *demonic screeching*
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