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FACTS.

I straight up just choose not to become close with people who need/enjoy frequent texting as a means of connection and showing care. Not because there’s anything wrong with them, but because we’re just not compatible in that way. I LOVE not being in constant electronic communication with people. I love forgetting where my phone is. I love that I can go days without looking at it if I don’t need to. It brings me a lot of peace, and I have no interest in changing that.

I’m of the belief that a lot of folks could really benefit from going a little more out of their way to find friends who actually share their values and preferences when it comes to the method/frequency of connecting with each other, rather than feeling hurt and passing judgement on people who just have a different set of values.

who tf forgets to text someone they're genuinely interested in??????? no one

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STORMY SEASON STORMY SEASON STORMY SEASON STORMY SEASON STORMY SEASON

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i really wish i had also jotted down the context for this because i have NOOOOOOOOO IDEA what the fuck this is supposed to be about now lmfaoooooooooooooo

just jotting some shit down out of context for a thing to reference later

lion? wolf? dragon? tiger? hawk? falcon? eagle? leopard? jaguar? wolverine? honey badger? python? cobra? shark?

mouse? robin? sparrow? rabbit? squirrel? vole? lemming? pika? meerkat?

trimmed down with an artisan's care and attention, snipped away, tweezed, plucked, thinned, a bonsai redwood, a mockery of its own majesty, a practical joke, a spectacle, an ornament,

blah blah blah.

what happens to a bonsai tree if you stop trimming it?

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like omg a few years ago, some starlings made a nest in the attic right over my mom's bathroom???

AND THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOLE BATHROOM BECAME COVERED IN MITES!!!!

They fell through the vent in the ceiling and literallyyyy like every surface of the bathroom had near-microscopic mites crawling on it! the sink counter! The sink basin! the faucet! the mirror! the lights! the toilet seat! the toilet lid! the laundry hamper! the floor!

they were EVERYWHERE! it was disgusting omfg! and also kinda fascinating lmao but mostly disgusting!

so we taped a sheet of paper onto the vent to cover it, and that solved the problem until the birds left but omgggggggggggggggggggggg it was so disturbing lmao.

LMAO WTF A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOOOOOM!!!!

i have a bigass hole in my window screen and i plug it by just shoving a blanket in it, but it wasn't fully plugging the hole just now.

i'd been watching a carolina wren that was perched on the umbrella on the deck underneath my window, and i had my face pressed like right up to the screen,

and then!

the wren flies right up to it! lands on the blanket! and then hops right into my room! and i just! stared at it in sheer awe! it was literally like 2 inches from my face!

and didn't want it to come fully into my room and start flying around and panicking, so i just looked at it and said!

"get out of here!"

and it flew away!

omg!

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!!!!! i have an adult violin student, and today she brought her lil daughter with her! and when she arrived she was all apologetic like, "i'm sorry, unfortunately i had to bring my daughter today, is it okay if she stays in the room with us?"

and im like!!!!!!!

OF COURSE!!!!! oh my god! yes! duh! why on earth would i not allow a lil itty bitty kid to be in the room with their mommy??

and it just! made me kinda sad to think about how ~stigmatized~ it is for people to bring their kids to places! and that's just so fucking insane to me! nobody should feel like they have to apologize for the fact that their child is with them! my god! you are a parent! you are taking care of your child! of course they're with you! just because it might sometimes be inconvenient or disruptive to other grownups doesn't mean you shouldn't do it! it just means that other grownups need to, ironically, grow the fuck up and accept the fact that their comfort or their ability to focus or their ability to enjoy theirself is not more important than a child's need to be with their parent!

anyway, the lil girl sat quietly on the floor and drew a picture, and everything was cool!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA START TRYING TO BEFRIEND THE BIRDS AND BECOME A CRAZY BIRD LADY!!!!!

I'm gonna start putting bird food on the roof right outside my window! and imma try to get the birds used to seeing me in the window while they eat! and then imma start putting bird food in my hand!

it probably will not work! but if it does! itll be so exciting!

and also a health hazard lmaoooo bird flu, anyone????

and mites and numerous other parasites and pathogens, i'm sure! gross!

LMAO WTF A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOOOOOM!!!!

i have a bigass hole in my window screen and i plug it by just shoving a blanket in it, but it wasn't fully plugging the hole just now.

i'd been watching a carolina wren that was perched on the umbrella on the deck underneath my window, and i had my face pressed like right up to the screen,

and then!

the wren flies right up to it! lands on the blanket! and then hops right into my room! and i just! stared at it in sheer awe! it was literally like 2 inches from my face!

and didn't want it to come fully into my room and start flying around and panicking, so i just looked at it and said!

"get out of here!"

and it flew away!

omg!

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LMAO WTF A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOOOOOM!!!!

i have a bigass hole in my window screen and i plug it by just shoving a blanket in it, but it wasn't fully plugging the hole just now.

i'd been watching a carolina wren that was perched on the umbrella on the deck underneath my window, and i had my face pressed like right up to the screen,

and then!

the wren flies right up to it! lands on the blanket! and then hops right into my room! and i just! stared at it in sheer awe! it was literally like 2 inches from my face!

and didn't want it to come fully into my room and start flying around and panicking, so i just looked at it and said!

"get out of here!"

and it flew away!

omg!

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the ~you're not entitled to anything~ attitude that so many employers seem to have toward their employees is TRULY mind boggling!!!!

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i was truly meant to be one of those wealthy but eccentric geniuses who lives in an embarrassingly messy mansion and scurries around the house all day in a bath robe in the constant pursuit of brilliant creative goals which i'm only able to complete because i have an overworked but willingly devoted personal assistant who follows behind me all day and manages my schedule and makes sure i eat and exercise and handles the logistics of breaking my goals down into individual steps and then sitting my ass down and forcing me to complete them and then he accidentally falls in love with me and happily spends the rest of his life at the beck-and-call of his wacky soul mate 🥲

#honestly like #if i had a manager/personal assistant #to handle all the non-creative responsibilities behind my aspirations #i would be fucking unstoppable :(

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i saw the total eclipse with my own two lil eyeballs 🥺

now i understand why ~the ancients~ lost their fucking minds over this shit oh my GOD!!!!!

ill write something pretty and poetic about it tomorrow omgggggg.

#to see a fucking pitch black circle in the sky in the middle of the day??????????????? #it feels so Forbidden

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#i was in fuckin vermont today lmao

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But like, if a president is immune from accountability for any crime they commit while in office, that means joe biden can walk right up to the orange terror and shoot him in the face with a shotgun at point blank range and itll be 100% fine so like….

#god that would be so satisfying #i swear to god there is no one on earth more worthy of execution than the orange terror

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A criminal

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"you're full of shit, too, guerrera, that was a fist that hit you" is SUCH a hard lyric omfg like that lyric gives me a concussion every time.

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Cool Cloud season is upon us!

#i swear to fucking god this season better DELIVER on the thunderstorms! #last year was pathetic! #only got a few good lightning strikes #and even fewer stunning clouds! #also almost LITERALLY got struck by lightning like a split second before i hit record! #so i didn’t even get it on video! #LAME!!!

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Yall just LOOK at this picture of my mommy from like 1990something!!! She’s so freaking prettyyyyy!!! No wonder im cute as hell, i mean LOOK at my MOMMY!!! 🤩

The dude in the picture is our cousin, Donnie Cochran, who was the first black commander of the Blue Angels Flight Demonstration Squadron!

#she’s still this gorgeous! and people pretty much alwaya have a heart attack when they find out how old she actually is lolol

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#oh #my #GOD