Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.
Periodic Table Regions [Explained]
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[A periodic table with regions labeled.]
[Hydrogen:] Slightly fancy protons
[Lithium and Beryllium:] Weird dirt
[Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 3-4:] Regular dirt
[Group 1 & 2 metals, Periods 5-7:] Ends in a number, let it slumber ends in a letter, not much better
[Left side of the transition metals group:] Boring alloy metals Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something (but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes)
[Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:] Regular metals
[Below the rightmost "regular metals" - the "ordinary metals" and some transition metals:] Weird metals
[The platinum group:] $$$$
[Boron:] Boron (fool's carbon)
[Carbon, Nitrogen, and Phosphorus:] You are here
[The Halogens:] Safety goggles required
[Noble Gases:] Lawful neutral
[Iodine and Radon:] Very specific health problems
[Ordinary metals and metalloids - Arsenic, Antimony, Tellurium, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium] Murder weapons
[Astatine and Period 7 from Rutherfordium onwards:] Don't bother learning their names - they're not staying long
[Lanthanides and Actinides:] Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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humans really popped off with stuffed animals man. Yes please let’s put more fluff in soft fabric and make it frog shaped, I will take 800
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I have this tendency to postpone and avoid things that trigger my anxiety, but I'm starting to realize that it isn't doing me any favors. Because due to the nature of my anxiety, I will in fact be stressing about it until I face it. Whereas if I actually face it, it'll either be over and not half as bad as I expected, or there will be a concrete problem that I can take steps towards solving. Both of which are preferable to aimless, constant anxiety
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Gay's the word is my favorite bookstore now after visiting it in London last summer 🌷
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
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Ah yes, all the iconic mocktail ingredients: massage oil and glitter that may or may not be edible
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Sweet bby
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Moonlight in the Adirondacks
By Rockwell Kent
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