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#meme man #jeff bezos #area 51 #frank sinatra #chemistry #stonks #frankenstein #alchemy #all that jazz #bee movie

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Alaskan white girls at 11:58 am: 😻🙌🔥❤️💯 it’s golden hour 💯 ❤️ 🔥 🙌 😻

#golden hour #basicwhitegirl #science is weird

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*gets down on one knee in front of the Disneyland Merida*

“Eff y’hahd wan chahnce t’cheenge yer feet, wudja?”

“The fook?”

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“Homosexuality just isn’t natural,” my friend says as he gets into a piece of metal powered by dead dinosaurs and lightning, changes the weather to a more comfortable temperature for him, and hurtles away at speeds unfathomable to prehistoric man.

#the gays #lgbtq

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And why should a man see himself as any less than the mighty oak? Did they not both come from a single nut?

#words of wisdom #deep thoughts #great and wise words #philosophy #nut

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Roger Taylor writes a song:

🎶 Your titties are scrumptious, darling 🎶

Freddie Mercury writes a song:

🎶 If there were a god I would pray to be turned into a fairy so I could fly far away from this meaningless existence 🎶

#queen #classic rock #freddie Mercury #roger taylor #my fairy king

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This makes sense

#white rapper #Amish paradise is straight fire tho

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Life is like a box of starving, crazed weasels. Sure, you never know quite what you’re going to get, but there’s a good chance it’s just more starving crazed weasels

#good life advice #weird al #albuquerque