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Just read a theory about Vader keeping to hire Boba Fett because he misses Rex and his voice and everything, and my life in ruined THANK YOU

#I MISS THEM SM #THEY’RE BROTHERS #rex and anakin #sharing one brain cell #anakin skywalker #captain rex #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #501st #clone wars #star wars #book of boba fett #boba fett

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Anakin: Commander, I swear on my life!

Cody: I’ve seen your life, swear on something else.

#cody the realest of them all #anakin and cody #cody is so done with anakin #cody is tired #anakin skywalker is a mood as always #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #tcw cody #commander cody #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #501st #obikin #codywan #captain rex #clone wars #star wars

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Anakin: Alternatives to self harm.

Anakin: 1. Harm someone else

#anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker is a mood as always #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #he so real #he is the realest of all #realest #anakin #darth vader #master kenobi #obi wan kenobi #obikin #501st #star wars #clone wars

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Obi-wan: Anakin, we cannot manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one

Anakin: It’s manslaughter then, Master!

#they’re so silly #obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #obi wan is done #master kenobi #anakin and obi wan #obikin will be the death of me #obikin is angst #obikin is life #501st #commander cody #captain rex #darth vader #lord vader #ahsoka #clone wars #star wars

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*After Obi-wan bodied him on Mustafar*

Anakin: Obi-wan Kenobi isn’t even all that!

Obi-wan: Last time we fought, you sucked so bad I almost c@me

#he went there #no because anakin said he was more powerful than any jedi ever dreamt of #and then obi wan cut him up like a salmon #my poor baby #obi wan the baddest bitch in the galaxy #anakin skywalker is a mood as always #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #obikin #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #anakin and obi wan #darth vader #mustafar #ahsoka #501st #commander cody #captain rex #clone wars #star wars

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Obi-wan *hugging Cody and holding a hamster*: If your boyfriend doesn’t buy you a hamster, then what is he doing?

Padme *eyes watering*: He is serving a life sentence in prison….

Padme: for

Padme: a triple homicide

#i think he did much more than that but okay #anakin skywalker baddest bitch in the galaxy #poor padme #anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #commander cody #codywan is real go fight a wall #codywan #padme amidala #anidala #anakin and obi wan #anakin and padme #obikin #501st #clone wars #star wars

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Fives: How many times do I have to apologize???

Rex: literally just one time

Fives:

Fives: yeah I can’t do that

#fives the reason why rex’s hair is white #fives and rex #fives the actual love of my life #fives the baddest bitch alive #captain rex #arc trooper fives #fives clone wars #clone wars #star wars #501st #anakin skywalker

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Anakin: Hey master, wanna go get lunch?

Obi-wan: oh sorry I already ate with Cody, what did you want?

Anakin: well I wanted loyalty, but I guess that’s off the table

#anakin’s villain origin story #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #commander cody #obikin #codywan #501st #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #212th legion #anakin and obi wan #clone wars #star wars

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Obi-wan: Okay Cody, if I were the last man in the galaxy, would you date me then?

Cody: If you were the last man, I wouldn’t exist.

Obi-wan:

Obi-wan: fuck!

#obi is smart but he goes dumb for cody only #my babies #space husbands #codywan is real go fight a wall #codywan #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #commander cody #obi wan is a slut for him #except cody is secretly in love with obi wan #212th legion #clone wars #star wars

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Cody *bangs a pen on the table out of frustration*

Obi-wan: Stop that, cody! How would you feel if I banged you on the table??

Cody:

Cody: I-

Cody: I don’t have an answer for that, General

#no appropriate amswer at least #cody’s head is filled with filthy stuff only #codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan is real go fight a wall #501st #212th legion #clone wars #star wars

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Obi-wan: I love you

Cody*frowning*: How many people have you said that to?

Obi-wan: Everyone

Cody: what?

Obi-wan: I told everyone that I love you.

#I MISS THEM GUYS #codywan is real go fight a wall #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #obi wan is so gay #for cody #I dont blame him tho #codywan #master kenobi #501st #212th appreciation week #clone wars #star wars

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Anakin: When I kill people it’s immoral and illegal but when Ahsoka does it it’s girlboss and slay?

Obi-wan: I support Ahsoka’s rights AND wrongs!

#ahsoka tano on top #of me please #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #master kenobi #obi wan has his priorities straight #anakin skywalker is a huge feminist #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #obikin #anakin and ahsoka #501st #clone wars #star wars

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Ahsoka*bursting into the room*: We have a problem!

Obi-wan: not now Ahsoka, I’m dealing with Anakin.

Ahsoka: We have a bigger problem than that

Anakin *gasp*: how dare you?? Nothing is bigger problem than me!

#anakin the actual menace of society #anakin skywalker is a mood as always #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #obi wan is done #master kenobi #anakin and ahsoka have one functional brain cell combined #anakin and ahsoka #ahsoka tano #obikin #501st #clone wars #star wars

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Fives: you know, it’s nice to feel wanted

Rex: yes but not by THE ENTIRE CORUSCANT GUARD

#fives took down the palpatine alone #losers #fives deserved so much better #fives the baddest bitch alive #fives the actual love of my life #fives and rex share one brain cell #clone trooper fives #fives #fives clone wars #arc trooper fives #fives and rex #captain rex #anakin skywalker #501st #clone wars #star wars

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Anakin

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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Anakin: what were you two doing last night?

Obi-wan and Cody: NOTHING!

Anakin: well whatever it was it sounded like Cody was winning

#obi wan begged and pleaded so much probably #biblically accurate bottom #codywan is real go fight a wall #codywan #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #master kenobi #commander cody #anakin is clueless #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #obikin #501st #clone wars #star wars

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Padme: All you do is sit there and lie!!

Anakin: sometimes I be standing…

#LIAR #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker is my personality trait #anakin skywalker is a mood as always #master kenobi #anidala #obikin #clone wars #star wars