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fjolars · 2 days
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fjolars · 3 days
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i’m so chil they thought i was chuck
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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fjolars · 4 days
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fjolars · 5 days
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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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fjolars · 5 days
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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fjolars · 7 days
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new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups
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fjolars · 9 days
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man fuck you
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fjolars · 13 days
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Boos in the garden, from ‘Super Mario 64′.
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fjolars · 13 days
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remembers all the times i was righteous when i should have been morally gray
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fjolars · 15 days
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fjolars · 16 days
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another day of saying things I don't necessarily even agree with
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