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That’s Our World Too
Flaim | they/them | Toku & Star Wars | Whump | Ao3: Jen425
flaim-ita · 11 hours ago
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almost every main character in star wars being a child soldier or space royalty or a laser sword wizard monk means that shmi skywalker and jango fett are notable not only for asexual reproduction but for being the only characters in the entire prequels who i believe know how to cook
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flaim-ita · 18 hours ago
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flaim-ita · 19 hours ago
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tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time
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flaim-ita · 19 hours ago
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Despite your reputation as a Dark Lord, you have a strict moral code. So when a young girl showing signs of abuse wandered into your realm, you took her in. Now the neighboring kingdom is acusing you of kidnapping their princess. You have to choose between returning her to her abusors or war.
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flaim-ita · 19 hours ago
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flaim-ita · 19 hours ago
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This happened on Oct. 5 and not one major news source covered it. This is the end goal of the anti-choice movement.
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flaim-ita · 19 hours ago
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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flaim-ita · 21 hours ago
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Have you heard the tale of the queen of thieves?
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flaim-ita · 22 hours ago
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The council will decide your fate
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flaim-ita · 22 hours ago
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[Customer: Hey! Um, I haven’t shopped here before, can you show me where the women’s underwear is?
Worker: Yes! Absolutely! Are you looking for like, a thong or like, panties?
Customer: …Panties I guess?
Worker: Right this way, I’ll show you the panties.
Customer: Ok. Now that we got that, I was wondering if you had any like, button up shirts, like kinda nice I can wear to work?
Worker: Oh you mean like a blouse?
Customer: …That’s a word?
Worker: Yeah I know right? It’s derived from French.
Customer: Ew. Okay well, do you think these pants would fit me? I don’t know what my size would be.
Worker: Um, honestly that could be like small, medium, or a 4, 6, or an 8.
Customer: How is that possible?
Worker: Honestly nobody knows, but… you can blame the French!]
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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right now is a very important time for labor movements all around the world!!
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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Wall•E and Eve have the same dynamic as Connecticut Clark and Malfina.
I really don’t know how to explain myself.
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)
no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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@ the people who write (writers, if you will) do you ever have a moment of clarity when you finally manage to connect one plot point to another and the words finally flow seamlessly somehow?
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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all queer history on here is just US-American or maybe sometimes some UK history as well and it makes me sad that there’s so little information about other countries’ queer history on here :(
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flaim-ita · a day ago
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that post about how star trek can't have good alien designs because of budget or whatever is so funny knowing that kamen rider exists and has been on air almost as long
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