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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

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Your scars are really nice.


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鈥淒read Mistress, there is a visitor to your illustrious court!鈥

鈥淥h?聽 And who is it?鈥

鈥淚t鈥檚 some sort of 鈥β double drider, Dread Mistress.鈥

鈥淚t鈥檚 fuckening what?鈥

鈥淭he top part is an elf but the bottom half is also an elf.鈥

鈥溾 so they鈥檙e an elf.鈥

鈥淥h.聽 Uh 鈥 yes, I suppose so, Dread Mistress.鈥

鈥淵esterday I saw a terrible omen.聽 We were visited by a spider with sixteen eyes, sixteen legs, two heads, and two abdomens.鈥

鈥 鈥 so you saw two spiders.鈥

鈥淎s you say, Dread Mistress.鈥

鈥淒o you know the only thing I dislike about holding court in the Underdark?鈥

鈥淲hat might that be, Dread Mistress?鈥

鈥淚t鈥檚 so hard to work on my tan!鈥

[Screen freeze]

[Seinfeld music]

鈥溾 and you are my slave, and you will obey my every command and cater to my every whim and submit to my commands for the rest of your pitiful, mortal life!鈥

鈥淲ait, really?聽 Fuckin sweet.鈥

鈥溾 what?鈥

鈥淒o I get a collar?鈥

鈥溾 oh my fucking God.鈥

鈥淪ervant, I have a mighty quest for you to undertake.聽 You must leave our lands and venture out amongst the surface-dwellers, and procure for me a number of pretties.鈥

鈥淵our every wish is my command, Dread Mistress.聽 For what shall I undertake such a perilous quest?鈥

鈥淧ack of Newports, couple of scratch-offs, and a mountain dew.鈥

This keeps getting better

Real Drow Wives of Undercounty

鈥淥 Dread Mistress, o mighty Queen, Lady of Spiders, Mistress of Sorrows, she whom we fear and love, what is it that you seek?鈥

鈥淭ryna get it sucked.鈥

鈥淕et 鈥 what 鈥 sucked?鈥

鈥淭his drick.鈥

鈥淚 have slaughtered armies, I have drowned countless empires in blood and tears, I have dethroned gods, I have become as unto a goddess myself 鈥 but, still, I am not content.鈥

鈥淲hat troubles you, Dread Mistress?鈥

鈥淚 still can鈥檛 even get a date on Fantasy Tindr.聽 I wish we lived in that alternate timeline with the trains and the elevators and that guy with the blue pants.鈥


The best part of any drirl is often her drenis

鈥淚 am the Dread Mistress! I am the iron-crowned Queen of this realm, enthroned in blood and tears and terror! All tremble in terror at the sound my name! I am beloved of Lolth and Mistress Death, Mother of Matron Mothers, Queen of Swords and Steel, ruler of all I survey鈥..and when I drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground I don鈥檛 cry about it!鈥

鈥淒read Mistress, by what terrible rites are your dark spider-gods honored?鈥

鈥淲ell, see, when we鈥檙e riding the waves and hanging ten, the ranchos are right there, but they鈥檙e hanging eight. Ranchos are the coolest, and I gotta tell you, the babes dig ranchos the most.鈥


鈥淓ight. Legs. Of. JUSTICE.鈥

This is what she looks like

We stan this chaotic neutral queen

Also I will definitely draw her later omg

Omg please I would literally die

Hi! It鈥檚 me again, I was really busy all day and I鈥檓 just getting around to drawing this queen because it is chaotic drawing hours

What colors do she be?
I wanna color le queen but idk what colors aaaaa

Oh golly uh鈥.silver hair, grey skin, bright red eyes, wears a lot of black lace.



Above the waist it has the head and torso of an elf and below the waist it has the legs of an elf. Truly a marvelous creature.

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Egypt Urnash’s tarot of the silicon dawn vs Jessica Bott’s bottanical deck

路聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 SD: Justice//Bott: Judgment (Bristlecone pine)

o聽聽 Long timescale, zoomed out focus

o聽聽 Willingness to make hard decisions, amputate what is rotten

o聽聽 Prioritizing the long-term over the short-term in a way that鈥檚 going to suck

路聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 SD: 8 of Swords//Bott: Queen of Crops (Onion)

o聽聽 Choose your weapon, don鈥檛 try to swing with everything you have at once

o聽聽 Acting from abundance, security of resources giving you the space to make decisions

路聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 SD: 99 of Cups// Bott: The Hermit (Sequoia)

o聽聽 Work smarter, not harder

o聽聽 Don鈥檛 beat your head against old strategies that aren鈥檛 serving; find novel solutions


路聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 SD: 6 of Cups// Bott: 3 of Spices (Sesame)

o聽聽 Flourishing in the desert

o聽聽 Springing forth with generative energy

o聽聽 POP!

路聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 SD: 7 of Wands//Bott: Page of Crops (Strawberry)

o聽聽 Meeting despair with springtime

o聽聽 Put down the baseball bat, pick up a strawberry – they cure depression???

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i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i鈥檓 walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.

see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with.聽 so my neighbors decided we should just howl鈥 like dogs鈥 every night at approximately the same time to 鈥榚ncourage community bonding and release tension鈥.

it鈥檚 also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i鈥檓 not sure what we鈥檙e supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.

at least one neighbor suggested, 鈥渉ey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead鈥 but was soundly called off because 鈥渓isten, we all moved to the mountains because we don鈥檛 want to talk to other human beings, we鈥檙e just going to howl instead鈥.

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THOUGH THE TORAH聽doesn鈥檛 portray Jacob as transgender, the scene in which he steals the blessing does portray one of the most painful forms of trans experience. In a feeling I knew well, Jacob fears that he won鈥檛 pass, that his body will betray him, that he will be seen as a trickster, deceptively using gender signs (Esau鈥檚 clothes, animal skins) to keep him from being identified with the body and role he was born into. As philosopher and transgender activist Talia Bettcher and others have noted, one of the most common transphobic stereotypes holds that transgender people are 鈥渄eceivers,鈥 using gender signs to manipulate others by fooling them into thinking we are someone other than we are. Of course, Jacob is a deceiver, trying to pass as someone he knows he isn鈥檛. But when I present myself as female despite being born and raised male, I do so to reveal, not to conceal, the person I know myself to be.聽

As many readers have noted, the scene in which Jacob presents himself as Esau to his father highlights not only Jacob鈥檚 deception, but also Isaac鈥檚 failure to recognize his son鈥攁 situation I related to acutely when I read it as a child. Even now, long after I鈥檝e stopped pretending to be the son my parents believed me to be, I still feel sick when Jacob assures his blind father that he really is Esau, the son his father wants to bless. My heart breaks when Isaac says, 鈥淐ome close and kiss me, my son,鈥 and Jacob kisses him鈥攚hen Isaac, inhaling the scent of Esau鈥檚 clothes during Jacob鈥檚 deceptive act of affection, exclaims, 鈥淎h, the smell of my son is like the smell of the fields the Lord has blessed,鈥 and Jacob silently accepts the blessing expressing his father鈥檚 love for a son he knows he isn鈥檛.

Joy Ladin

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no nerds

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally鈥︹.) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

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  • insulting yourself
  • insulting your parents
  • insulting your grandparents
  • insulting your culture
  • insulting your g-d
  • making jokes about the centuries of persecution your people have faced in order to cope with that fact that a good chunk of the world hates you just for existing
  • insulting your insults
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An Anarchist Guide to Surviving CoronaVirus COVID19 from the FourThievesVinegarCollective, a group working towards free medicine for everyone:

We have assembled this guide in an attempt to help people take charge of their well-being, and survive this outbreak with as little suffering as possible.

find it here

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if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.

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From Something That May Shock And Discredit You, Daniel Lavery

reading this book rn and it is several dozen moods

I鈥檒l be the loudest to shout trans rights, and not to shit on the metaphor, but Jesus, i.e. God making bread and wine is kinda a thing in the bible, jus saying.

oh cool I didn鈥檛 know聽鈥渏esus鈥 and聽鈥済od鈥 were synonyms, thanks for the info!聽

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From Something That May Shock And Discredit You, Daniel Lavery

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REMINDER: we are spiritual beings having a physical experience and if your flesh is not arranged for maximum joy, it’s YOURS to rearrange! Chop parts off! Graft things on! Sacrifice your tits to the goddess! Get your thorax put back on upside down! Be free! It’s literally all we have!

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“bottom growth” is such an unlovely term

does there exist in some non-English language a less ghastly term for a phenomenon that can actually be really affirming and sexy and positive? can we make an English one up? I used the term in therapy today and practically felt myself gag. it’s a deliberate, natural transition process, it’s not a disease!!!

(referring here to the process of testosterone hormone treatment changing the shape and size of AFAB genitals)

I’m gonna meditate on this but my first idea is the Cockening

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