I bet they’re so excited for this game
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the Hot Honey concert featuring special guest Mika went off without a hitch
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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
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i hope there’s a stupid gag like this at some point
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okaaayyy horses
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Who’s gonna tell them???
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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
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Magical.
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Wonder what they dream of...
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New Donk City workers
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😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Suddenly I feel everything I wrote about was f*cked up and straight from an 🐷 Ass because someone like that realistically speaking isn't allowed to mingle with 99.9% of humans. WDF, all my fantasies shattered to pieces 💔 😪 😢 😫 😩 😞...
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