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yesterday I was chilling with some bartender friends after my shift and had the opportunity to try speed via nasal spray. of course I acted like a dumbass and also tried keta (which I didnt really enjoy tbh) the same night. low impulse control motherfuckers be like 😐

#kinda like the effect of uppers but I should better stay away from them because I would probably use them regularly to stay awake longer

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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someone should take one for the team and make an ai shitty taylor album and say its the leaked one and watch swifties try and fail to defend her on twitter i think it would be hilarious

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Me as a bene gesserit holding back tears the revered mother is screaming at me cause I misunderstood the assignment and got Feyd-Rautha pregnant

#dune

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im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

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your dogs and my hounds.

#pathologic

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"Stay at home girlfriend" You are a human pet to him, a cat he can fuck, I never see tiktok/youtube stay at home girlfriends writing novel, traveling and playing video games or any fun exciting leisure activities you can do without a job. They aren't taking advantage of these rich loser men, they are all cooking instagramable green meals, cleaning, exercising on treadmills like hamsters and performing lengthy boring beauty rituals. Girl you have a wealthy benefactor and you are unemployed, become obsessed with videogames, make a indie film on his dime, write a genius manifesto, and gain 50 pounds and see if he won't kick you out. He wants your life empty and curated around him. Soon you'll started being driven mad by that pesky yellow wallpaper.

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#cats

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Albrecht Dürer

#albrecht dürer #art

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bratz dolls were so evil i fucking hated them the second they hit the shelves in 2001. i remember the first time i saw them advertised in a catalogue for toys-r-us and felt so insulted as a female, i think it was the first time i ever felt that way . i just knew at a tender age that something misogynistic and nefarious was afoot even if i couldn't understand why i found them so deeply insulting.. nowadays a good percentage of the women who played with them as kids aspire to look like them through heavy make up and plastic surgery . 8 year old me was right

#this person has her likes public and it's full of pro ana shit 😭

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my tumblr experience is that I often cant reblog the best posts because a bazillion people have me blocked 🥲

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My clothes shop lifting routine

Sharing in case it helps anyone (:

1. Walk into the shop and grab a shopping bag if they have them

2. Walk around casually, check prices on items you like and look for your size and put a few items in your bag, I usually put 8 items or so in my bag. Try not to act weird and just do what you would when you’re usually shopping (: Keep an eye out for if any workers are watching you but not too much that it makes you look paranoid or suspicious

3. Once you have what you want, head to the changing rooms and if an employees busy then just walk straight into a changing room without saying how many items you have, if an employees not busy and asks how many items you have in your basket say you have 2 less than you have. Eg: I have 8 items in my basket so I say I have 6. If you have your clothes in a basket it’s hard to tell how many you actually have, but if the shop your in doesn’t have baskets try to hide/conseal some items in between you hangers, take them off the hangers if you have too

4. Detag with your magnet or tool of choice! Here are some tips for detagging: NEVER leave your magnet or tag on the floor!! Workers can see under the little space in the door/curtain and might be able to see the tag or magnet. Take your shoes off when i’m the changing rooms to make it look less suspicious. Try on the clothes to make sure it fits. Once you have the tags off you can either hide the tag in the changing room somewhere or inside the pocket of clothes you have with you in changing rooms, or you can put the tags in your pocket and then leave the changing rooms or hide the tags in pockets of random clothes in the store. Personally I’d say leaving it in pockets of clothes around the stores and hiding them in changing rooms are your best bet.

5. Put your new items in your bag or under your current clothes. If possible you want to put them under your current clothes, eg wear the underneath your hoodie or even stuff them under some jeans and make it look as not suspicious as possible. But try not to wear hoodies and sweaters if it’s hot weather otherwise you might stand out to LPs and workers. If it’s not possible to conseal the items under your clothes, fold them up as small as possible and put them in your bag.

6. Once you’re ready, leave the store. If you’re worried then walk out past the sensors the same time someone else does. NEVER buy something from a store you’re stealing from, they’ll have your card and info. Plus it’s not really necessary

7. Head to some bathrooms in your mall/shopping centre and put your new clothes into a shopping bag

Good luck (:

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some podcast alpha male: women peak at age 18

me, an adoptee with mommy issues: well, akchuallyyy ☝️🤓

#40+ year old artistic femmes... save me

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Johnny Marr and Morrissey interview on Spanish television (1985)

also known as that time johnny completely fuckin’ curved morrissey, rip.

#this is straight up murder on liveleak #the smiths