If I wear rabbit ears to Easter dinner do we think it’s gonna be an issue with relatives lol
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Painting your nails with three cats is impossible lol. Every nail I paint one of them comes up and tries to bap at it. They keep trying to jump on the counter and it’s driving me crazyyyyyyy
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People act like being a werewolf is a curse but it would fix so so many problems for me. People wouldn't ask me annoying questions at work if I was a werewolf. They'd ask me something they could have answered themselves with minimal effort and my would bones start cracking and they know to fucking run away.
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I’m still tired from Vegas
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You are the king’s court jester and you enjoy your job very much, but what not many people now is that you used to be a royal knight. One day a noble, offended by a joke you made, challenges you to a duel.
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teehee
what if you were secretly a mermaid and i was a troublemaking rich boy with daddy issues and we got locked on a balcony together and also let down our walls and opened up to eachother that lead to being soulmates? :]
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I think perhaps the time has come to change my blog theme
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Lol all the cats have been screaming since the minute I walked through the door
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Magical Girl but she meows. That's an ideal worth striving towards.
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