LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
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Everyone struggles with this feeling.
But you know exactly how much work you put into your art, how many hours and how much care and love went into your pictures and no matter the amount of likes or retweets you get, you KNOW the worth of your work.
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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GORGEOUS
this was fun!!
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My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?
It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.
We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!
I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.
Every second is just another chance to get dick.
Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.
I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.
We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.
I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.
A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.
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