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#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C: #I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ ) #♥

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

#may 31th anon #hello friends!! (｡’▽’｡)♡ how are you!! I missed you so much! #I'm sorry that once again i have not been posting but I did that thing again where I got scared of posting #I do not know why but it is the same with physical paper diarys #I have 3 diarys and they all have 1 entry #I think one just says 'I am ten' #what have you been up to!! did you do something fun? is it summer too where you live? c: #my tumblr messages seem to be broken! I'm sorry if you wrote something :C it just says 'no new messages' despite also saying new messages #not a lot has happened here! I got a tomato plant and then I got very invested into the tomato plant and I have eaten three tomatos so far ( #my roses are also doing well!! I just got a new yellow rose and since she got here she only made orange flowers #I do not know the meaning of that #but I am very thankful! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡ I love it when things are orange!! #I've been trying to buy an orange shirt for the past 2 weeks but they always sell out before I get to them #I'm also thinking about buying a jean jacket #I have not worn a jean jacket for at least 15 years because one time in 7th grade tthe girl behind me said #that I was wearing a cool jean jacket and I just assumed that this was bullying for no actual reason #but maybe she just thought that it was an acutal cool jean jacket #we'll soon have out 10 year school reunion #maybe I should ask her #is anyone else going to a secret Sherlock phase again #I just want to see that silly little hat again #would sherlock holmes wear a jean jacket #have a nice day everyone!! #see you soon hopefully!! #♡＾▽＾♡

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#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!! #did you have a lot of snow on christmas! #we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c: #do you have any plans for the new year? #i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ ) #maybe I'll finally finish that website! #new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :) #who knows what this year will bring! #I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!! #I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ #I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

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#selfie bee #to be honest my stage 2 was just drawing the same picture of Helena Bonham Carter everyday #I still have the folder #friends not only did I drive a BIKE recently I also drove a CAR #all on my own!! （*´▽｀*） #It was very scary and I cried a few times but I did it #in the beginning I had to do a few night shifts in a different city and there was to other way to get there and in the end it was fine #I wonder what other things I am scared of are secretly fine #phonecalls? math?? （●´･△･｀） #I am actually avoiding math right this moment #I've decided to learn how to sew a skirt and did you know that sewing is secretly math #I did not know and now the skirt is very short and the living room is covered in yarn and I have not done any actual sewing yet #but I will do it and maybe its just like driving and you just have to cry a little and then it will be fine #the only truly bad thing that happened while driving is that I got into a thunderstorm one time #and it was night and there were 300 trucks going to opposite way #I tried to focus on the Lizzo song on the radio but I was also crying #if you were a truck driver and you saw a woman 2 months a go at night driving a car crying while singing Juice! Juice! (´；д；`) #I'm fine I hope you didn't also cry #have a nice day friends!! #I hope you're doing well!! ♥ :) #I will now go back to the skirt

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Are you still active on tumblr?

YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

#HELLO FRIENDS #how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #I hope you all had a good summer!! #mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening #suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows #I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral #and then I knew it was time to go back #friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like #it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before #and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ #it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs #this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before #so our chair number is doubled now #the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs #I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this #they should be roaming free #also rode a BIKE #they say you never forget how to ride a bike #but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one #in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me #afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students #I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school #I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes #I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!! #have a nice day :)

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Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

#may 31th anon #drawing john is always such a good time for me :) #you little circular angry man #when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me #I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason #last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry #luckly he didn't mind at all #grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup #like when I was a physical baby #I did not go out and got croup recently #but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c: #I saw MANY baby ducks #and friends you won't believe it #I was window shopping at those fancy little stores #and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles #and in the middle of all of this #proudly on display #was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug #I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment #it felt illegal #but it was a very cute mug #it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!! #but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier #do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius #I did not #(I still ate it) #have a good day friends <3 :)

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#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! #I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) #my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!! #I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' #but I had never seen one! #I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

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#happy valentines day friends!! #I hope you'll get to see many dogs today ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #god this always end up super crude I do not know how this happens #cw sexual language #is anyone else absolutely conviced that Dobby is green #was he green in the books or is this just something my brain has decided because I want him to be a happy little frog guy #and not a fleshy little man #friends I just saw goats for the first time in 4 years #and they were so good!! TWO of them were BABYS and very very very small (´▽｀;) #they were so small that we could not feed them yet but I got one of them to smell my finger #I feel like a completly new person #I feel stronger I feel healthier I can probably do math!! #the last time I saw goats was so long ago! we were going to this lighthouse #and it was at the bottom of this really steep hill and I for some reason had only packed these sneakers from 8th grade #back in 8th grade they were very good sneakers #Janice from gym class saw them once and said 'these shoes look checked' #i do not know what this means but they have been my only outdoor shoes since then #but they are very old now and very slippery #so going down to this lighthouse was mostly falling and sliding to the lighthouse #and all around the way were these wild goats!! #they just stood there and ate lighthouse grass and had a good time #at first I thought 'oh no goats' when I saw them because they wanted to they could have just thrown me off the cliff #I was defenseless and slippery #but they didn't and I love them ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)♥ #one of the goats had a BEARD #there also was a pig that yelled at me #I also love that pig #have a wonderful day friends!! see you soon!!

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#selfie bee #this is a big THANK YOU to all the fanfiction writers out there!! (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ♥ #isn't it amazing that there are people out there who just write MORE of your favourite stuff FOR FREE #and making it BETTER #absolutely amazing!! #friends how are you #friends I had the worst possible job interview last week #it was for a traineeship at this TV station on the other end of Germany #so it was a zoom interview #I did not have all the qualitifcations they asked for but I thought 'aw the worst thing they can say is no! c:' so I applied anyway #and they really asked me to do a zoom interview #but they were so mad the whole time #one of the women kept asking me 'If you really want to work for us then why AREN'T you already working for us' #friends I almost got a nosebleed #and then somebody asked 'well what did you like about our programm yesterday' #and I said 'I liked your special about the seals' #because I did like the seals #and they said 'oh so you like SEALS' #I did not know a response #but that was alright because the woman just took out her phone and started talking to someone else #they have not called me back since #but I did get a toe infection the next morning #so I went to the pharmacy and told the pharmacy women 'my toe is infected' #I was very embaressed (｡•́︿•̀｡) #but the woman was very nice and asked if it was a big infection or a small one #so I said 'just a small one!!" and the woman got all sad and said 'oh okay' :( #she was very nice still I hope I did not disappoint her too much #with my barley infected toe #have a nice day friends!! （*´▽｀*）sorry for talking about feet!!

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#harry potter #I hope you are okay with McGonagall and Madame Pomfrey vaping in the school halls #I hope you are also okay with how I drew the vape! #I have never seen a vape up close #how does the smoke get out #is it like a blowdryer and it pumps you up?? #that would be very scary #friends how are you!! #I hope you're doing welll c: #friends I HAVE to tell you about what happened last week #so last week I saw I had a missed call on my phone #and I thought 'Yay!! That must be the place where I had this job interview' #you know in that ghost city #so I called back #absolutely sure about who was going to pick up #then someone on the other line is like 'hello?' and I am like Helloooo this is Franzi!! (: #and the other line replies #AND IT IS NOT THE GHOST CITY JOB #IT IS AN ENTIRE DIFFERENT PERSON #and they say 'hey this is the place you applied to would you like an interview' #but I was so in shock about this not being the person I expected I had NOT LISTENED ABOUT WHO THIS WAS #BUT I DID NOT WANT TO ASK #SO I JUST SAID 'HAHA YES SURE' #and she said 'haha yeah let us do a spontaneus online interview you know how it is with this job' #AND I SAID 'YES' #BUT I DIDN'T!!! #AND THEN WE ARRANGED A MIRCOSOFT TEAMS INTERVIEW AND I DID NOT KNOW. I DID NOT KNOW FOR WHAT #I have now googled the number and figured out who it was but friends I had to lay down afterwards #but the people from last month's interview are probably not going to call anymore I think #maybe they were the ghosts all along!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

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#hello friends!! how are you doing! c: #I hope you're having a nice peaceful winter time #with lots of cozy socks :) #I'm really in a christmas mood this year! #from my window I can always see the malfunctioning christmas tree on the other side of the road #most of the time it is just glowing gently but then suddenly it starts blinking dangerously #it is also on top of a roof #I wonder if my uncle will put up his Frosty snowman on his rooftop this year! #he bought the Frosty years ago but never put him up because grandma is against it #maybe he will do it in secret #like he is doing with his new porch grandma is not allowed to know about because he thinks she would be against porches #they live in the same neighborhood and I do not know how much longer we can hide the porch #ooh and I got to see A Christmas Carol again!! #there is this play that comes to my hometown every year and it is so lovely #last year it couldn't come but this year they were back!! #it's always so fun #they did have a new Bob Cratchit who just forgot what happened to Tiny Tim during his monolouge #he was talking about how 'we should all think about Tiny Tim on christmas' and then his brain forgot the rest #he just silently moved his mouth #so Mrs Cratchit said 'because he is dead' #I think he was crying #I felt so bad I also never knew my text when I was in theatre class in high school #I think a big part of why I was in thearte class was because I thought it would be like glee #it was not like glee #but because of glee I was friends with the girl in sports class who also couldn't do a roll forward #A if you ever read this I hope your horse is doing well #I hope you're doing well friends!! :) #<3

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#I'm sorry Hades looks like a red Batman #FRIENDS! MY MOM GOT A DOG #A WHOLE ENTIRE NEW DOG #AND I'M MEETING HER ON CHRISTMAS #FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN SENDING HER PICTURES OF DOGS #YOU KNOW DOGS FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER #AND LAST WEEK I'VE SEND HER A PICTURE OF A DOG AND SHE SAID 'CUTE' #THEN I GET A PICTURE OF THE SAME DOG AND I ASK 'MOTHER WHAT' AND SHE JUST REPLIED 'GETTING THE DOG' #THEN NO REPLY FOR HOURS #THEN A PICTURE OF THE DOG SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM #I can't wait to put a little bit of cheese on her head #if she lets me #my mother thinks her name should be Lotti which is very cute #I could not convince her to name the dog Gouda #I'm so happy!! I need to get her a christmas present!! C: #this really was a wild past few days #while this was happening I was all alone in a different city for a job interview #I don't know how the interview went but it was a great adventure #I was a bit scared before because I had never slept in a hotel alone or anything but it wasn't bad at all! #the review I read online about the city which just said 'this city made me believe in ghosts' was not true in the end #I only saw a little mouse #being alone in a hotel wasn't that scary either! and it was only a little smelly #but I did forget my hairspray and my hair was everywhere during the interview #hairspray would also be a fun dog name #or Pepsi!! #have a nice day friends :) #thank you for reading!!

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#sherlock #I am once again sorry for making you remember this #hello friends!! how are you!! #I am doing very good there is this bird I have been feeding #I bought this bird seed mix for birds at the grocery store but it only attracts this one hateful bird #they come to the balcony every afternoon and only eat the sunflower seeds #the rest of the seed mix is hatefully thrown on the ground #I love them #friends do you remember that the last time I drew a Sherlock comic it was followed by cursed events #it happened again #so 2 weeks ago I drew this and then I went to bed #and I had this super lively dream that I had found 400 new Sherlock comics on my iPad #but because they were all in Spanish I couldn't read them so I had a panic attack which woke me up #AND MY BACK TOOTH WAS BROKEN #so I called the dentist and HE WAS GONE ON HOLIDAY #so I had to wait a week and when I saw him he only said 'yeah teeth do that sometimes' #and that I really need to wear my mouth guard at night #I said 'but I was wearing my mouth guard' and he said 'hehe sure :)' #and that it was probably caused by eating cereal #I trust him but I feel like it was still a little bit caused by the Sherlock curse #I hope you're having a great autumn day C: #be careful when eating cereal friends!!

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#selfie bee #hello friends!! happy halloween!! C: #I drew this instead of changing my gross bed sheets #how are you doing! #I am very excited about today being halloween even though I am not doing anything really #but I have bought a lot of Ritter Sports Minis in case children come and want candy #it's such a fun day I hope that one day it will be big in Germany too c: #but to celebrate a little we made one of those cool american pies today #I don't know what they are called it's one of those you always see in cartoons with the little criss cross pattern on top #it mostly tastes like butter it was a great sucess C: #also I am having a real job interview in a month!! it is the second round of that job thing I told you about #I am already very scared #I know that in theory I am a whole entire human adult who has a degree #but I also know that I have never finished a Sims 100 baby challenge #I hope they'll understand that my limit is usually at 20 babys #have a nice spooky evening friends!! :) #I think I will eat more cake now #it's filled with cherries!! ٩( ᐛ )و #the cherry tree in my parents garden has been dieing for years since my father chopped it in half #this always ends up happening when he tries to 'trim the plants' #but my mom also never stops him #I think it's because she hopes that he ends up killing the ginkgo she secretly hates #but the tree is just so strong

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#harry potter #I am very sorry for every apostrophe in this comic I am pretty sure I did it the wrongest way every time #back when we had apostrophes in English class I told my mother 'mother' #'I do not understand the apostrophes' #and she said 'child I also do not understand the apostrophes' #'but our neighbour down the street is from England let us ask her' #and she is this really sweet old lady and she made us tea and cake and then we sat down with my homework #she took 1 look at it and said 'yeah no idea' #she said no one really understands the apostrophes and that it is probably for the best if I never use them #I remember no other advice from her because she had this enourmous cuckoo clock #the birds were so big #they were so big I was not able to learn anything more about apostrophes #I still really like this neighbour #she was never mad when I skateboarded into her yard #and before the pandamic she would always celebrate new years eve with my grandma and they would get incredibly drunk #also friends I had my first job interview last week!! #it was not really an interview to be honest it was a test that comes before an interview #I don't know how it went but we all got to keep the pen #when I showed my father the pen he was really disappointed that I didn't steal it #father why would I do that #have a nice day everyone!! c: