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There's a cinematic equivalent of "this meeting could have been an email" where you get about two hours into a feature-length blockbuster and it occurs to you that this would have lost nothing meaningful if it had been a ten-minute short film on YouTube.

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Domestic sitcom about a were-whatsit whose inner-city apartment is declared a protected habitat after it turns out that – quite unbeknownst to them – the thing they turn into is a recognised endangered species.

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A comic about two dead guys in purgatory.

Part 2 here.

#tfp cliffjumper #tfp skyquake #cliffjumper #skyquake #tfp #transformers prime #maccadam #comic #dark energon #terrorcon #transformers #fanart

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BOO!

transformers prime ravage

this rav is kind of a fucked combination of a predacon, a regular beastformer, and a unicron spawn. kind of. her design is heavily based off of tfp soundwave (obviously) and skags from the borderlands games. her mouth even splits open like them, too!

they're judging u. btw.

(p.s: she's basically a vampire. have fun dealing with that, team prime.)

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

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I agree

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Fun game, but dear god dice rolls are not good for my mental health lol

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I can't provide evidence tho so plz forgive me 🙏