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If you're talking to a guy and he's recommending you an anime series that you're planning to watch, hurry up and watch it before things get ugly with him and ruin that whole series for you.

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Don't catch feelings just because just because he reads Webtoons.

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#Commonsense #manners #commonsensical #sensingmoods #readtheair #readingpeople #theartofreadingpeople

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#Kuroinu #greenslime #worm

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Strength and weakness are two sides to the same coin.

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MOVIE REVIEW: HELL FEST

If you have ever contemplated on watching this movie, do not…I repeat do not waste your time on this movie. It is a total shit show! But if you don’t believe me, go ahead and do what you want. And to the people who have seen Hell Fest, maybe you might think it is good; but there are so many plot holes to this piece of crap that is worse than the shit you see college kids threw up in the toilet at a frat party. I’m just saying.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!!! DON’T READ ANYMORE IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN HELL FEST AND ARE PLANNING ON WATCHING IT. BUT I DON’T EVEN RECOMMEND WASTING $5 ON IT.

Hell Fest is about six kids (about 21+) going to have the time of their lives at a Halloween theme park (with haunted houses and mazes) while barely and unwittingly noticing a creepy man wearing a scary burned faced mask stalking them.

Now I will discuss the plot holes in this shit show. First of all, the serial killer is probably trained to be an Olympic athlete or a body builder or some shit, but this motherfucker is stronger than the Hulk. However, he could be taken down by two tiny skinny girls.

Second of all, how are these kids getting scanned for weapons but there are PLENTY not even hiding SHARP-ASS OBJECTS SCATTERING AROUND IN PLAIN SIGHT???!!! This is not okay! I know it’s just a movie, but the hypocrisy is real as fuck here!

Third of all, I can’t even hate the killer more than the oblivious security guard and the dumb bitches that thought the killing shit was fake. Like how are ya’ll gonna be sitting here, thinking that “It’s Halloween season in Hell Fest so that means there are just really good actors that just scare the crap out of you.” Meanwhile, there was a girl who was murdered inside a haunted house last year. WHAT??! I CAN’T EVEN.

Overall, I know that I have my biases on killer movies, but this just confirms my dismay for these stupid, predictable, ridiculous, low budgeted, crappy, movies that are full of plot holes. Seriously, watching Watchmojo’s “Top 10 Scariest [anything]” on YouTube might be a better use of my time.

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Think long and hard before offering your heart to someone who can only accept it part-time.

Ellen Hopkins (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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Aesthetic

Sitting in the house playing chess by the candlelight while it’s raining outside the window.

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You are a walking contradiction and I am irony personified.

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Yasss!!! My girl saw her opportunity for revenge and took it.

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*gasp daintily over my nonexistent husband*

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Relationships don’t take your anxiety away Relationships don’t take your depression away Relationships don’t stop the bad thoughts Relationships don’t stop your mental illnesses

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So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

Rainbow Rowell (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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it sucks when u have someone on ur mind that u can’t have in ur arms

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These Florida kids are not fucking around.