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#how im trying to be rn tbh

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personally i think that the human race has progressed past the need for march.

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My mom is mad that I'm busy on nights when the local bar has trivia because I know weird facts that always happen to be on the quiz. A few weeks ago she was pissed because they'd missed the question "What is the condition of having two differently-colored eyes called?" and when she told me she'd missed it I immediately said "Oh, heterochromia." And she was so mad. I asked what her team had written. She showed me the paper. They'd written "Bi?"

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btw *dies from lack of being kissed*, if you even care

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when you see a funny tiktok and think "maybe I should make a tiktok account" don't listen that's the devil talking

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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🌸 san-ei nekodango flower power 🌸 hydrangea, sakura, morning glory, cherry blossom, narcissu & cosmos 🌸

#i want all of them #q

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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

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feminine urge to ghost everyone for my own peace of mind

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joking abt how no one joins tumblr anymore isn't enough. we need to get rid of the sign up button

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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

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your guardian angel is NOT paying attention to you on the celestial zoom rn. She’s on her phone

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Manimukta by Preeti Mohan x Weaver Story | Festive 2019

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