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Hotch: let me show you a photo from last night that upset me.

Emily: ok but I’m my defenders Derek bet me $2 that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Hotch: that’s not what- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?

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Yes, except I am honeycore and am about to get bees for my beehive and have my own farm

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

#t

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We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

#tumblr #tumblr staff

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#doubleca5t oc

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polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

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f*ck it, here are some silly pet paintings

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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image: a meme depicting a shrimp in a doctors coat standing in a doctors office gesturing at the exam table. the text "yes hello welcome to the shrimp hospital, what are y. what are your shrimptoms" is in impact font on the top and bottom of the image which is watermarked with the url @wizardsisananimal. end ID.

in honor of shrimp week here's an image i made a few years ago🦐🩺🥼

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I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

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this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

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I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.