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I could use potato luck!!

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I need the help

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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I want Jason to change his name to nunya damn business. And he can tell people he changed his name when he stops answering to Jason. And when Bruce ask or anyone he can look at them and say nunya. Nunya damn business. Just because he's a dermatic bitch like that.

#jason todd #Bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #name change #being a little shit

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Detective Work

Clark - Can i ask a quick question?

Dick - Sure Uncle Clark , what’s up?

Clark - How did all of you figure out my identity? Did Bruce tell you

Dick - Nope , i drew a pair of glasses on a photo of you in the newspaper

Jason - I put a tracker in you

Tim - i analysed flight patterns in Metropolis and figured out where you visit the most , Daily Planet and your Farm

Steph - You have the same butt as Superman

Damian - i recognised that the mud on the sole of your shoes was the same as the mud on the Farm

Clark - oh… okay…. Wait in me?

Jason - yuh

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Y'know, it'd be so fun seeing Billy interact with Tawky Tawny more. I kinda like the versions where he's a clever, magical giant tiger best and like, just imagine Cap casually interacting with him in front of the league i.e.

“And so I said- JESUS! That tiger’s HUGE!” The green corps member yelped, startled out of his conversation as said large, shadowy feline turned glowing, golden eyes on him.

“Oh, hi, Hal.” piped Captain Marvel’s voice from somewhere on the other side of the half-room sized tiger, nonchalant as you please. “Sorry for taking up so much space...Tawny looked like he could use a grooming.”

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The idea of Jason and Damian meeting & being brothers in the league is incredible and awesome and precious for a lot of reasons, and I just thought of one more : so when the batfam discovers Jason is alive, I think a lot of them would be kinda clingy with him (looking at Dick in particular) and that would absolutely make Damian go all possessive "he was my brother first!! >:(" because the idea of Damian being kinda a bit possessive over Jason is SO DAMN CUTE

And Dick, who is the only person who could claim otherwise, just thinks it’s adorable, as he should

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I think this is super important to remember.

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Marin: awh, shit.

Bruce: language.

Marin: like you didn't cuss out Sharon the other day.

Bruce: she deserved it.

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so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of

but the ones with words on them are really great

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Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

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Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

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people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

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A mother and baby potoroo spotted at South Australia’s Cleland Wildlife Park enjoying a little snack in the sunshine.

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I believe that even though Ra's is over a thousand years old and has the money that when something breaks in Nanda Parbet if he can't find anyone he trust to fix it he will so no outsiders come and get weird.

Or he makes one of his shadows learn the trade to fix things as they brake.

Now I want you to imagine him fixing a leak in the plumbing and doing drywall. He's so old he learnd them maybe as a hobby I dont know. I just want him fixing thinks.

#ras al ghul #batman #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #thalia al ghul