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Fluffykitty12
I go by Fluffykitty12 on fanfiction.net and AO3. Most often write FMA fics with parental Roy, but will write a whole lot of anything. If you'd like to suport my writing endeavors, you can check out my ko-fi here :) www.ko-fi.com/fluffykitty12
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Anakin losing Ahsoka for the first time on a mission:
Anakin clearly stressed and frantically looking around: I lost it!
Rex: Lost what sir?
Anakin: The.. thing!
Rex: Sir I have your lightsaber right here.
Anakin: Nonono..
[Ahsoka pounces on Anakin from the ceiling knocking him to the floor]
Anakin: Oh there it is!
Rex:
Rex: Sir did you mean ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?!
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the progression of the lineages in star wars is so funny to me like count dooku, most pretentious asshole this side of thrawn, sees his legacy in a colourful mandalorian girl with more attunement to the evil lesbian hunting her down than to the force. Mace Windu, incredibly well respected duelist and diplomat, eventually leads to a kid who calls himself jabba the hutt and turned his lightsaber into a gun
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It feels like a good time to post an amalgamation of my favorite Disaster Lineage memes.
None of these are mine.
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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no one:
Anakin and Ashoka after pulling a maneuver that destroys half of their fleet, 90% of the enemy fleet. almost committing suicide, and putting the fear of god into both sides because what the fuck are those batshit Jedi doing: we're awesome.
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Anakin: Welcome to Fricking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Cody, with Rex: Bees?
Anakin: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Cody: Wait-
*Ahsoka approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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the real reason Jedi wear very large robes is because they are so touch starved (ᶜᵘᶻ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵘᵍ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ) that they constantly need comfort blankets to cope with extensive stress and trauma.
jedi are just constant blanket burritos
inspired by this post
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Ashoka: Anakin is in love with you
Obi-wan: *stroking Anakin’s head* no he’s not - we don’t do attachment
Ashoka: yes he is! Anakin!
Anakin: *cuddled into Obi-wan* no I’m not…
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Obi-Wan: Anakin has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Ahsoka: No way
Obi-Wan: Watch this.
Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin, race you to the bottom of the stairs.
Anakin, preparing to jump out a window: Oh yeah this is gonna be so fucking fast
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Anakin, When Ashoka is assigned to him: oh no
Anakin: nonononono
Anakin: master no I'm not ready to be a master-brother-dad-friend-person
Anakin: master please I want to be an irresponsible adult. I AM an irresponsible adult
Obi-Wan, on a lawn chair with a mimosa: tough. suffer.
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Golden Boy
By hallotheism
On Archive of Our Own
Status: Complete; Oneshot; 2,149 words
Summary: “I lived on Tatooine before the Jedi bought me. Oh, hey, that was a pretty good shot of my first barrel roll! Can we rewind?” Throughout the bridge, every clone in the room goes still.
My thoughts: shit hits hard.
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