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Captain: ARE YOU READY KIDS?!

Kids: EYEBALL EYEBALL CAPTAIN

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We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

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everyone asking me what my ideal future plans are and i have to pretend like the answer isn't living in animal crossing where my next door neighbor is a puppy wearing a sweater vest & i can earn a feasible living selling fruit & working in a cafe owned by a pigeon

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Fashion in Booksmart (2019)

Costume Design by April Napier

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DESTRUCTION 100

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Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

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This is the greatest video thumbnail I think I’ve ever seen

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is it possible for someone to hate cats and still be a good person?

absolutely the fuck not

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when you’re on the verge of a breakdown but you’re in public so you have to try to hold it together

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Soul Squad!! 😇😈

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im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

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Women sitting like THIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>