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RIGHT?? The gasp I gusped when Sunfyre finally got his few seconds, I need a time machine rn because I'm gonna go feral waiting the next few months.

The one I'm waiting the most for is Tessarion though, but there's been a suspicious lack of anything that even remotely hints at Daeron coming in which pains me deeply, he's a favourite

(I'm delusional so I'm choosing to believe that the rumoured cast lists are lying to us and that's actually Daeron, not the real Gwayne Hightower)

ngl, I loved the new season two trailer, and I'm excited to watch what's coming, but I'm kinda disappointed that it seems to be focused more on Rhaenyra's side and everything, not because I favor one side over the other, but because I (apparently mistakenly) thought that season two was going to be focused in the other direction, because the whole point (again, to me) isn't that one side is wrong and one side is right, it's that both of them are equally as bad as eachother in different ways, and literally none of them are supposed to be the hero in this story

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SO much more. I had my eyes two inches from the screen absorbing every little detail I possibly could. I am so ready for everything that's coming, go you funky little war criminals.

ngl, I loved the new season two trailer, and I'm excited to watch what's coming, but I'm kinda disappointed that it seems to be focused more on Rhaenyra's side and everything, not because I favor one side over the other, but because I (apparently mistakenly) thought that season two was going to be focused in the other direction, because the whole point (again, to me) isn't that one side is wrong and one side is right, it's that both of them are equally as bad as eachother in different ways, and literally none of them are supposed to be the hero in this story

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I honestly had no idea the two different ones even existed, I thought it was only the one that was posted by the HOTD channel, I was completely unaware that they made two different ones for both sides. I was very quickly made aware 😂 thank you, I truly was not functioning on full brain cells OR information

ngl, I loved the new season two trailer, and I'm excited to watch what's coming, but I'm kinda disappointed that it seems to be focused more on Rhaenyra's side and everything, not because I favor one side over the other, but because I (apparently mistakenly) thought that season two was going to be focused in the other direction, because the whole point (again, to me) isn't that one side is wrong and one side is right, it's that both of them are equally as bad as eachother in different ways, and literally none of them are supposed to be the hero in this story

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Daeron, about Luke: Who was that?

Aemond: A punk-ass who need to be destroyed. And I just figured out how.

Daeron: Can we focus on what's important here? Helaena thinks we don't care about her.

Aegon: No, no, you're right. You're right.

Aemond: You're right. That's totally more important. I just- I just thought of one thing. [To Aegon] You need to bang that kid's mom. Uh, after we fix everything with Helaena.

Aegon: Whoa! Yes, yes, yes, we'll deal with Helaena, but that's brilliant!

Aemond: I know. Because then anything he says about you-

Aegon: He'll be saying to a dude that banged his mom!

Daeron: Oh my god, you guys.

#old incorrect quotes that came from the groupchat #i actually dont know if ive posted this one before but anyway here it is again if i have #look me in the eyes and tell me they wouldnt #sorry i dont take criticism #incorrect house of the dragon quotes #incorrect hotd quotes #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron targaryen #house of the dragon

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baby, there are two s2 trailers. one for TG, the other one - for TB. you know that, right?.. informing you just in case

I honestly had no idea, I just noticed the 2:47 one posted by the House of the Dragon YouTube channel, I had ZERO idea that two separate ones were posted the same day for both sides by the Max channel 💀 no one look at me

thank you, you're really out here doing gods work 🙏

#im very slowly backing away while offering quiet yet fervent words of thanks

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you know there were TWO new season 2 trailers, right? One for the Blacks. One for Greens.

SHUT YOUR ASS, THERE WAS??

Thank you, anonymous guardian angel, I am on YouTube as we speak, also I'm kissing you on the forehead and giving you a cookie

#may your crops always be watered and your pillow always just the right temperature

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ngl, I loved the new season two trailer, and I'm excited to watch what's coming, but I'm kinda disappointed that it seems to be focused more on Rhaenyra's side and everything, not because I favor one side over the other, but because I (apparently mistakenly) thought that season two was going to be focused in the other direction, because the whole point (again, to me) isn't that one side is wrong and one side is right, it's that both of them are equally as bad as eachother in different ways, and literally none of them are supposed to be the hero in this story

#idk maybe there's just something im not understanding #but yeah thats how i thought it was going to go #because yeah aemond started it we know this so hes not innocent #but honestly very very few of them are #there is no happy ending to this story there are no heroes so why is it gearing to make one side more sympathetic than the other #i do not understand #house of the dragon #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen

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Chalky: I was born in Elgin, Texas. My daddy taught himself the carpenter trade doing for the black folk there. I tell you anything that man put his hand to - table, chair, wedding chest - he’d make that wood sing. Now one day a man, Mr. Theo Purcell, come around. He a white man. Own his own store, stable, hotel. He say to my daddy, ‘I hears you the finest carpenter in Elgin.‘My daddy tell him, ‘Well I can’t say one way or the other, but I knows a bit about something.’

So Mr. Theo Purcell take my daddy to this house he was building. Biggest house in town. Then walk in there and say, ‘This here gon’ be the library. What you think about that?’ My daddy say, ‘Well I thinks you need some bookcases.’ ‘Well then that’s what I want you to make me.’ Ten months my daddy worked there. And when he finished he bring me around. ‘Mr. Purcell, this here my boy. I’d like to show him what I done.’ ‘Well, come on in!’

Through the front door.Just like that.

When we did - when I seen them bookcases all carved and scrolled with flowers, baskets of fruit, little angels floating in the corner - that was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.

About a month later another man come round. ‘I seen what you did for Theo. Can’t let that old dog top me. You come around my house and I’ll show you what I need.’ My daddy go with him to the edge of town. Wasn’t nothing there but six white men. Twelve foot of rope and the pepper tree they hung him from.

These here are my daddy’s tools.

Grand Cyclops of the KKK: What are you gonna do with them?

Chalky: Well, I ain’t building no bookcase.

#still one of my favourite scenes #will never skip past it will always watch #chalky my beloved you could never do wrong in my eyes #boardwalk empire

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Yes.

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INDIGENOUS AUSTRALIAN VIDEO GAME!!!

#LETS FCKING GO #you have no idea how excited i am #no one talk to me for the next week ill be playing this immediately #i have been waiting for good rep #i was already on board but then i heard michael caton #sold no need to say more

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Be careful because he has a huge crush on you. He told me. He tells everybody. It's kind of cute, actually. He's like a little boy. He, like, writes all over his notebook "Mrs. Felix Catton." And he made a shirt that says "I ❤️ Felix" and he wears it under all his clothes. And ok, look, I'm not saying he's a stalker, but he saved this Kleenex you used.

- Farleigh Start, probably.

#screaming

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Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter

#for real like they had me convinced it'd be super shocking and uncomfortable #ive read fanfiction worse than anything i saw in that movie #in fact i read one of them just the night before #saltburn #saltburn spoilers

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listen, since there was a very large chance that Oswald and Rued’s little fight could’ve ended in death after Oswald dragged Rued with him off the edge of the cliff because that was a huge as fuck fall, but he survived that, then I’m choosing to believe that Ceolbert is just recovering from his injuries back in Mercia and that actually he’s totally fine, he’s just not shown after that moment in time.

He’s fine, he’s fine, he’s just resting.

#no i will not take criticism #let me have this alright #ceolbert did nothing wrong and my son didn’t deserve to go like that #in the little delusion I’ve concocted in my head they’re all my eivor’s adopted children #no one can take that away from me #ac valhalla #assassins creed valhalla

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everybody in the club get earnest

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personally I find it super rude that they haven’t yet made all romances in AC: Valhalla affect the story other than Randvi, or go more beyond being able to kiss them/take them to bed/spend time with them and nothing else

It’s really ruining the whole story I’ve concocted in my head where I go off the battle and come back to my adorable baker husband and my small army of children we have together, it’s mean.

#I almost went with Petra #but then I read Tarben’s journal #he just wants to not fight and bake his bread and be nice to people #he’s my wife now #ac: valhalla #assassins creed valhalla #eivor wolfkissed #assassins creed

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Aegon at the slightest inconvenience: