Tumblr won't let me log in on my new phone and I can't transfer this account over. Is there anything I can do?
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forgot to pee after sex now i move objects with my mind
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endless gifs of matt murdock ➞ 15/∞
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Welcome to Coup de Foudre, an Adrinette-centric Miraculous Ladybug zine! We’re so excited to share this project with you!
Coup de Foudre is a nonprofit print book slated for release in late 2022. It’s themed as a canon-contingent scrapbook made by Adrien for Marinette, chronicling their relationship from pre to post reveal.
If you’re interested in helping this book come to life, please consider filling out our interest check! This form will be open until February 5, 2022.
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Let bi boys date girls
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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12th doctor at 6ft: I’m gonna put this sonic converter on the top shelf :)
13th doctor at 5ft 4, standing on a chair trying to reach it: go fuck myself
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
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Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
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"Got a long list of ex lovers" - Blank Space by Taylow Swift.
When the Doctor says it: humans, Time Lords, River, a lot of wives, every type of alien existent.
When the Master says it: all the Doctor's regenerations.
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