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Rip to my favorite ratbastard

#infinity train #me delusional: what if he's okay tho guys

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Looks like I'm making textpost memes again

#infinity train #literallyyyyyy

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i support womens wrongs

#infinity train #do you think transitioning would have saved her

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consequence of a flawed system

[ simon laurent infinity train ]

#infinity train #they really fucked my boy up. sad!

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simonposting in 2024

#infinity train #sorry i had to pick the unhinged white boy to be obsessed with #as if it's my fault

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#HUH???? HELLO???????? #THIS IS INSAAAAAAAAANE

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the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

#REAL #i still will say i seepy..... i seepy.... out loud to myself when i'm tired

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#this wasn’t just made for that book cover???? #wild

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So I was having a conversation with my boyfriend about our city's goofy minor league baseball team name (you know how in Twilight, Bella's stepdad is on the Jacksonville Suns? Yeah, we changed the name to the Jumbo Shrimps, which is objectively hilarious) so I was like "goofy minor league baseballs names is a long held tradition. Like the Florence Yalls or the Hartford Yard Goats" so I decided to look up a list of the funniest minor league baseball teams and guys.... let me introduce you to the most amazing thing.....

The Carolina Disco Turkey:

I am so obsessed with this fucking bird I can't even tell you. I've never had any interest in baseball, I have no connection to Winston-Salem, NC. But I took one look at this bird and became an instant devotee. I immediately purchased a t shirt and plan on buying a hat and a hoodie. He's just so perfect. Flawless. A Disco Turkey! Anyway, everyone meet my new husband, the Disco Turkey.

#WINSTON-SALEM MENTION!!!!!! #yeah i love this dude also

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Can I see the Brit nail tik tok pls. I must actually

My coworker was (justifiably!!) going insane because I couldn't stop interrupting the silence with manic repetitions of "What! No! That's 'orrible" and "GORGEOUS" apropos of nothing. Anyway:

#it's jokes #oh no #orrible is gonna live with me i can feel it

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he's wasting perfectly good coffee 🙄

#aa #CUTE!!

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Putting my own spin on the one and only Kurt ‘Nightcrawler’ Wagner because I’m EXCITED for X-Men ‘97, and with Gambit now happily married, someone else needs to have the frauleins dropping their knickers like they’re live grenades.

Very strong Errol Flynn influence, X-Men outfits are really best when they accentuate the character instead of ‘fitting with a team’ (there was a period where they all had these slick black and gold uniforms but where’s the fun if EVERYONE looked like that? More so the X-Men who revel in differences?) so there was really no reason the Fuzzy One couldn’t own the full longcoat and brocade shoulders!

Also, energy blades for a little high tech to go with the old school ✨👌🏼

#xmen #hiiiiiiii omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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yumme tea drink pros: caffeine gave me energy to fold all my clothes when i got home and hang up everything in my closet for the first time in months

cons: caffeine is still giving me energy at midnight o'clock and i have to work tomorrow

#sky speaks #also cons: i want to get it all the time but it's spensive :((((

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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

#I mean. buggy. #literally the experience of seeing non-op fans watch the live action

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#rtah #i’m gonna throw up

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every time there's something rt related happening im like oh yeah all of my mutuals were rt fans at one point. it's like a family reunion at a funeral

#rtah #truly and honestly #also dusting off that fandom tag for the first time in years #it’s absurd how many of y’all I forgot bc of url changes

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good christ i've gone two days in a row without buying fast food (three if you count the day i did eat out but at a nicer sit down place) and i feel legitimately like a fucking addict like i wanna get fries or something sooooooo bad even tho i have plenty of food and no reason to buy more food

#sky speaks #the thing is i've gotten into a habit #of sleeping late and then needing to buy breakfast on the way to work #but today i woke up to my first alarm #and actually made breakfast at home #for the first time in MONTHS #which is good! that's what i want to be doing! #but also i was way hungrier at work and i Crave Grease #i guess i gotta pack a snack or something now which is a whole new logistic ughhhhhh