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shiv as a butcher. shiv roy if she was a butcher. shiv if she had a big knife and she was a butcher

#i literally gasped #art #shiv roy

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leah jeffries deserves an award for her reaction to "i don't think you wanna take that tone with me, little girl" and delivery of the 2nd "are we under arrest?"

#i replayed that like three times #but i'm also a little tipsy #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries

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i know she's morally reprehensible and responsible for the deaths of two hundred and thirty children but i need dr. gaul to raw me so bad i can't sleep

#it's not my fault mad scientists are sexy #i don't agree with her politics but i know her strap game is crazy #she's gonna need a hip replacement when i'm done with her #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #volumnia gaul

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they are the same to me. maybe not to you. but to me.

#specifically duck in the tv show #they sound the exact same to me i'm sorry #same sense of style too #same sense of. almost everything. #i would call this a fancast but dhmis should never be anything other than puppets #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #duck dhmis #david mitchell

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i hope annie murphy shits buckets dressed as a cheerleader at MY wedding

#and if my future wife doesn’t like it. well. guess we’re getting a divorce! #black mirror #black mirror season 6 #joan is awful #annie murphy

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honestly the most surprising part of Joan Is Awful was when Lolly Adefope showed up and killed an American accent

#i have other thoughts on the new season in general but i had to get this out first lmao #black mirror season 6 #Joan is awful

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in general i don’t give a shit about iasip ships but i do think that mac and charlie’s moms have the most insane dyke sex with each other

#those crones are scissoring like it’s the end of the world and you can’t prove me wrong #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald

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happy pride month to that one itysl sketch where tim robinson’s character had a husband

#this is my second consecutive post about this show #so i guess you could say i'm doing pretty well #tim robinson #i think you should leave #itysl

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when kendall meets shiv’s baby he’s gonna be like tim robinson in that one sketch where he’s worried the baby thinks people can’t change bc he used to be a real piece of shit

#kendall would DEMOLISH a sloppy steak #succession #kendall roy #shiv roy #should i have a shinfant tag #or should it be shivfant #both kinda suck #itysl #tim robinson #i think you should leave

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well now in her unemployed era shiv can bond with mondale extra hard and tell him all the dish convincing him onto her side until one night tom turns over in his sleep only to see mondale staring directly at him like ⚫️-⚫️ and then mondale eats him like a flimsy midwestern potato chip. crunch. The End

#that would be so slay

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    succession x foundations of decay   

#that's all for tonight #this show has taken years off my life #succession #succession hbo #roman roy #kendall roy #shiv roy

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i think succession should’ve ended with shiv pulling a gun on tom and tom saying “oh wow!” right before she blasts him in the head

#anyway happy barry finale #i loved it. if you even care. #barry hbo #barry spoilers #succession #shiv roy #tom wamsgans #tomshiv

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shiv and tom holding hands on the bed in episode 1, wearing loose, comfortable clothes, their fingers interlocked, the atmosphere is warm and dim, a gesture of comfort and silent honesty, then shiv and tom holding hands in episode 10, her pale hand resting limply atop his, barely even touching, drowning in cold, harsh light, dressed to mourn

#she didn’t close the portal. she fisted it until it gaped. that shit prolapsed. #im vomiting on the floor #succession #shiv roy #tom wamsgans #tomshiv

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im not ready to lose my sarahs tonight (snook and goldberg)

#they’re not dying dw #i mean. they might idk #how fucked would it be actually if shiv died #after all of us theorized about roman overdosing or kendall drowning #if shiv and her shinfant fucking ate it #don’t even get me started on sally #if she dies idk what ill do with myself #barry #barry hbo #sally reed #sarah goldberg #sarah snook #succession #succession hbo #shiv roy

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i’m tired of you still tied to me / bleeding wherever you want

#sorry for not doing the rest of the song. i got tired. #this one is for the girls who have complicated relationships with their dead or alive fathers #finally listening to preacher's daughter was. not the best decision for my mental health rn #but here we are #succession #succession edit #shiv roy #sarah snook #logan roy

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#first of all op you’re so right #anyway hmm #shiv ofc. she is everything to me #i need to bite her and thrash around #sally from barry #any of the madoka magica girls but sayaka is extra special to me #FF from jojo (if plankton in the shape of a girl counts) #uhura <3 im talking about TOS uhura but zoe saldana uhura is also Very Good #buffy thee vampire slayer #and willow from buffy #sydney from the bear #undyne and susie from undertale and deltarune respectively #OH HOW COULD I FORGET POWER CSM #and kobeni!! god if she isn’t my number 1 blorbo then who is #AND QUANXI #honestly let’s just work under the assumption that all the csm girls are my blorbos

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roman getting trampled was penance for that fuckass haircut he’s had all season

#sorry sorry #but it really is bad #it doesn’t help that he’s a guy #like im sure if a dyke rolled up sporting this cut id be wet in a hearbeat #so it’s a little unfair to him #but he’s also a fictional billionaire so i can bully him as hard as i want #succession #roman roy