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Werner: truly, the Sherlock Holmes of film directors.

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you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

#one of my vampire novels has a vampire clan that just. raises cows #for the blood

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I’d rather have homeless people sleeping on benches than not have benches. I think the majority of people would rather witness homeless people existing and using public amenities than not have those amenities available at all.

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#I smoke occasional cigars and cigarillos. but like. less than 1 a year lol #I last smoked a cigarillo in... 2022? #in hawaii because everyone there was smoking really nice smelling cigars and I was on vacation #I like the taste and the feeling of tobacco but I fill up on it so quickly. 1/3 a cigar and i'm full... for like the next year...

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE, GANG :D

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the cuntress & some bi dude

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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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Left: Susuwatari, Studio Ghibli. 1988.

Right: Baths of Musiciolus, Ostia Antica. ca. 200 CE

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How did he sneak a homemade blunderbuss up behind a high profile politician in the middle of the day like that? Was he in a cartoon burglar outfit and tip toeing?

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That year, a Hoover Institution economist who advised both Nixon and Reagan named Roger Freeman said the quiet part out loud when he told the San Francisco Chronicle, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education.”

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One thing that helps me calm down about intra-left-wing sniping and the reality that the big center-left coalition inevitably includes a lot of ridiculous nonsense, is to remember how ubiquitous seances were to progressive politics in the 19th century.  Like, e.g., Frederick Douglass had to go to so many seances. Many, many political strategy sessions around the country had to include feedback from the ghost of Moses who spoke to us via morse code.  

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#don't you people enjoy sorting things? that's all laundry is. literally all it is #fake ass autism website #the forever fruit drawer for me. never pay the adhd tax on my food ever again

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I believe in long haired Laios supremacy