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seeeeecun 10th Anniversary Live "ルサンチマン・シティ" メインビジュアルを制作いたしました

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i had an insane interaction at work with my new dilf married coworker that's going to haunt me forever probably. i'll recount it here for you all

dilf man: oh you cut your hair! めちゃ切ったよ (you cut a lot!)

me: oh haha ありがとう (oh haha thanks)

him: 。。。「ありがとう？」　これちゃうよ。「めちゃ切ったよ。」 ("thanks?" No.... I just said you cut a lot.)

me: right... like... "you cut a lot"... so... what should I say back?

him: 「そうなんや。」　( just be like "yea, I did")

#why did he need to aggressively let me know he wasn't giving me a compliment sldkfjsldkfjlsdkjf #t; #i was like maybe it's uncouth for men to compliment women like that but then my vice principal and principal were both like oh cool hair! #idfk hahahaha

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

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Autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. Like maternity leave.

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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Im like if an unemployed person had a job

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Saul Goodman Mighty Bean