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If I'm white can I still smoke weed?

no

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if you ever think you are bad at anatomy

this is official league of legends art

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so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

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*evil rancher approaching the plucky 11-14 year old protagonist to offer to buy her pet semi feral wild stallion, who is stubborn but she gradually befriended with her persistence and kind heart and wouldnt sell for all the money in the world, in order to use him in cruel horse races for personal gain voice* mighty fine lookin hawse youve got there

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remember when everyone was drawing their version of a human!enderdragon and they were all hot milfs? i think we should go back to that

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support nonbinary people who aren’t comfortable with they/them pronouns, who use she/her or he/him or some other pronouns instead.

it’s okay to be nb and not use they/them pronouns. it doesn’t make you any less nonbinary than anyone else.

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imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

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Millions suffer from gender identity theft each year 😔

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The creator of Why Do We Have Hands: Rat Edition, proudly presents Why Do We Have Hands: Gay Rat Edition

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why is my brother watching a theory video claiming that the grubhub commercials and jimmy neutron are in the same universe

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cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

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Banks don’t belong at pride. Corporations don’t belong at pride. Cops don’t belong and pride. Fascists don’t belong at pride. The forces that have abused us, oppressed us, have murdered our brothers and sisters do not get to take part in pride.

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why do we need exams why can’t my professors just trust me

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literally all bad guys do anymore is polute the earth and mine bitcoin, nobody ties down women to train tracks like they used to anymore