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“Of course…November 5th, 1955! That was the day I invented time travel!” – Doc Brown, Back To The Future  :-)

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Round 2 Group C Match 8

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Billie Joe Armstrong:

"beautiful in a sewer rat kinda way but also in an actually beautiful way. best of both worlds. my hannah montana 🫶"

"BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG IS A PATHETIC LITTLE MAN HES LIKE 5'5 HES PATHETIC BUT I LOVE HIM HES SOOOO GORGEOUS!!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM PLEASE!!!!"

"The voices told me to vote for him, the voices are strung out on pot and questioning."

"normally I would never submit propaganda for a MAN. but I really love green day and billie joe armstrong is a bisexual icon. so yeah."

Jerry Cantrell:

"apparently, according to some groupie gossip that was passed around, jerry's dick is at least 9 inches. i'm just saying."

"Just look at him, I mean come on"

"The best hair in the business."

"i want to suck on his nipples sobad. i need them In My Mouth."

"this man was performing some of the most technically excellent riffs of the 90s night after night while shirtless, dripping in sweat, and tossing his long golden hair back like a stripper looking to make rent. how could that not fill you with lust beyond articulation."

"fun fact: he was placed on a missing persons list once because he thought there were 31 days in November and missed the December 1st concert and for Christmas the record label bought him a calendar - vote for this hot dumbass"

"literally an angel"

"that one time he wore a mesh shirt broke my brain"

#coming back on here to say VOTE VOTE FOR JERRY #LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

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your honour you must understand im just a silly little guy, just a fun little boy. just a harmless little fun-time boy. you wouldnt sentence a silly harmless little fun-time boy. its my birthday.

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#star wars

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take his ass to margaritaville

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I can’t stop thinking about this photo of jimmy Buffett and his dogs

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saw someone misspell "stochastic terror" as "socratic terror" so I'd like to clarify that stochastic terror is the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act that seems random but is not, while "socratic terror" is what every athenian felt when they went down to the agora in the 5th century and saw an old man with a beard approaching them

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#this is not me rejoicing by the way i'm like genuinely stunned i thought he was some kind of florida cryptid who was gonna live forever #jimmy buffett

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they shouldn't give me access to editing equipment

#fuck it *twin peaks your gravity falls* #this is a joke project for a friend if anyone actually ends up reblogging this i'll kms #gravity falls #twin peaks

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chris fleming i loved your work in sick jan. guy who created the word umpteenth. Bigtop Burger

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forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

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also I keep seeing people saying they thought richard siken was long dead. one person said they thought he was a colonial poet. quick question. what.

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ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize thank god

article here

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had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night