Clint: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Steve: Say goodbye and mend my relationships
Natasha: Something illegal
Thor: Accept my fate
Tony: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people I would die tomorrow
Natasha: That’s fucking awesome can I change my answer
Tony: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Stephen: I am on FIRE you DUMBASS
Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot
- Tony Stark
Tony: Ah yes! Baguettes. The snakes of bread. Well take to of the freshest yeast eels, good sir.
Stephen: Ignore him
Peter: Geez, how do the bad guys always find us?!
Tony: You remembered to set your Twitter location to private right?
Tony: Kid, you set it to private right?
Stephen: Tony, are you okay?
Tony, trying out coffins: Yeah, why?
Steve: Bucky and I are so close, we’re like male sisters
Sam: Don’t you mean brothers?
Steve: No. Male sisters.