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u wver wanna fuck somebody so hard you start to get annoyed by them

#me neither

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have yall seen the misogyny from the big band theory

that shit is unwatchable

#big bang theory #misogony

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are studios ALLERGIC TO CASTING A DARKSIN WOC????

its like they purposefully look for the whitest looking lightskin biracial female lead

i wish they made leti lewis a darksin woman that would’ve been the shit

#lovecraft country

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I don’t understand gays who hate fat gays.....

bruh theres more ass?!!

why are you complaining?????

#gay #lgtbia #lgbt #mlm

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why do yall want victorian ghosts???

id get hate crimed by them fuck that

i want a caveman ghost

#ghost talk #ghostcore #ghosts

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civilisation was a mistake im going to fuck off to my mountain top

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wish thanatos would grab my ass and drag me out this bitch

#greek mythology #greek gods #mythology #hades

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jackie chan looked at yt ppl in the 80s and was like....disgusting i will kick ur ass

#jackie chan #text post #shitpost

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wouldn’t be dope if we didn’t put a fuckable value on everyone.....anyways hey whats up

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stop smelling like c*m you dumb bitch

#horny bitch #clown #you absolute buffoon

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im 210 lbs of pure kisses

#ahhhhhhhhhhh

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i pspspsps but they stopped answering

what wrong have i done?

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i am wheezing at the phrase

“*cocks cock”

#i cant #action movie #things lmao

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i think its about time we as a society ignore straight-washing ppl in academia.

either disregard their entire existence or treat them like widdle babey poopoo heads.

#yes im talking about them #achilles and patroclus #iliad #the iliad #greek gods #greek mythology #ancient greek #gay greeks #achilles #patroclus #aristos achaion

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frogs either look like they have a tumbling weed rolling in their head and they’re happy about it, it they have the horrors and miseries of untold lives from far before, and they’re grumpy about it.

perfect lil creatures.

#frogs #frog #froggy #froogie #swampcore #cottagecore

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signing petitions with my fellow associates

theres me, Sam

my dearest siblings, Sami, Samy, Samey

my colleagues, Samuel, Samantha, Sir Sam the bastard, lord Samuel of place, Duchess Samantha of whereabout.

my esteemed boss, Samuel Samantha IV and their family

#black lives matter #blm #1312 #black lives fucking matter #petition #petitions

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its been a while since i ate pussy huh

#thats wild #last time was my friend’s pussy #twas cool n shit