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me: so i went axe throwing and surprisingly didn’t completely suck

friend: oh did you like just go for fun?

me: it may have been a date, frankly it was unclear

friend: that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever heard

me: yeah that’s fair

#true story #lesbian #gay

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Woah!?

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Rossi: okay if I didn’t raise you guys, how did you turn out so well?

Emily pointing to herself: um? Sexually confused 50 year old who faked her own death?

Garcia: emotionally unstable with abandonment issues?

Reid: drug addict who just got out of prison?

Morgan: uses strength to hide the fact that I’m severely traumatised?

JJ: hasn’t had a good day since 2005 yet I keep coming back because I’m trauma bonded to this place?

Rossi: exactly! You all turned out great <3

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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happy lesbian visibility week

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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Me if I were a dog

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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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i’ve somehow gotten into the habit of doing the asl sign for the first letter of my last name whenever i’m at a bar and have an open tab and only two bartenders have noticed but both have seemed very impressed that that was something i thought to do

#true story

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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obsessed with comments like this because "coworker" could refer to literally any person yet somehow I (and 25k other people) can associate the song with coworkers on a fundamental level. like that tweet that says "coworker screensaver" too. it makes sense every time but I can't explain HOW