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yeah man we can tell

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can we get info on alien caesar?

HI I AM GOING THROUGH MY INBOX AND IM GONNA TRY AND ANSWER REALLY OLD STUFF

Okay so like, way back when I was going to make Crop Circles a fic but uh I have not had a drop of inspiration for that AU in literal years so I’m gonna get rid of the fic and make it more of a side AU that if I get ideas for it I’ll share

As far as Alien Caesar goes I never really rounded out his backstory or why he was on earth in the first place… he was definitely doing research but why??? I could never quite figure it out. Whether it was for later colonization or perhaps just a simple exploration of the universe still remains unknown but I don’t think it would pose an immediate threat to humanity….

If I think of anything I will not hesitate to share!!!!

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Imagine if alien! Caesar's race had no genders. Any two adults can have kids and there's no distinction between pronouns or societal roles which leaves Cae confused when he gets to Earth and thinks Joseph and Suzi are "different sub-species" or something

LOVE THIS. LOVE GENDER AND LACK THEREOF.

I think, Caesar disguised himself as a male cause that’s all the information he could find cause of how… male-centric a lot of Earths Societies are…

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So in Crop Circles, when exactly does Joseph find out Caesar is not from Earth, and how does he react?

Ah, another excellent question

I don’t think he’d believe him at first. It’s when Caesar shows him his true form that it actually sets in and his initial reaction is definitely WHAT THE FLYING FUCK but after a while he’s like “wait this makes sense actually”

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what if alien caesar had digitigrade legs and when he's in human form he finds it hard to walk normally since he's used to being on tiptoe with his knees bent

Oh absolutely he can’t stand upright and needs help walking he slams his face on a step when he tries a staircase for the first time

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What if alien caesar is a refugee from a planet that is now destroyed?

OH YEAH THIS COULD BE A POSSIBILITY TOO

Maybe he’s tryna find a new home cause there’s nothing left for him to go back to…..

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alien caesar writes something in alien writing on joseph's barn wall and joseph thinks it's something mysterious and profound and he spends weeks trying to decode it, only to find out it says "jojo is a dumbass"

HAHAHA HE WOULD

I think Caesar would carve it into a rafter or something so only he and Joseph would know where it is...

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I'm just imagining in the Crop Circles AU when farmboy Joseph is showing alien Caesar how he milks a cow and Cae is just watching in horrified fascination. "You drink the creature juice?"

The ways of life are wonderful, such as the collection of milk. Yeah big wtf moment for anyone who doesn't know that and learns later in life I would assume

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oooo indie horror game but caejose. since it's the spooky season again, imagine horror indie game version of hands of life where instead of fluffy wholesomeness clay joseph comes to life as a vengeful tortured soul to whom existence is agony and the only way out is to kill his creator in order to die as well...

I rotate this version of the story in my head every once and a while... i think the story's name would be Hands of Death instead (very clever I know)

murder is hot i mean what

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There's a catch to evil Joseph, once he's knocked out cold by Star Platinum, he's instantly back to normal, mentally.

Joseph: Huh? what happened? *looks at himself in the mirror* OH MY GOD-

Jotaro: Yup, that's our old man alright.

Avdol: We're glad to have you back, Mr. Joestar.

I love this but the colored text is really fucking the up idk why

Old silver fox reverts to sexy brunet more at 12

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reposting some of my favorite pieces i've done bc it's the 20th anniversary!!

i never would've started drawing without this series and all the fun and inspiration it's given me throughout the 14 years i've spent playing it *wipes tears*

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You can only reblog this today.

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While working as a tour guide at a natural history museum recently we had a group of fourth graders visiting the endangered animals exhibit on their field trip. To start the discussion, I asked the group, "What is the rarest mammal in North America?"

after a thoughtful pause one little girl piped up, "I am the rarest mammal in North America. There is only one of me."

that kid is going places

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Updated my blog description.

I've shut @theworldofprompts down because people are requesting genocide and "lizard people" prompts and this has been happening more and more since yknow irl events

There's a reason I don't reblog irl events bar from shit like the fuckkng Royal family and UK politics because I live in the UK so I know about that shit.

I'm not falling for reblog bait. Fuck you if you think I'm a part of it because "oh no you're ignoring irl events!"

I don't know fuck all, okay. I'm sticking to my writing and my diamond painting like before. Fuck this shit

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ITS CAESAR ZEPPELI'S DEATH ANNIVERSARY 🥺💔😭

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