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Happy one fifty years to the best movie of all time

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The Minotaur in his Labyrinth

Roman mosaic

Conímbriga, Portugal

3rd century CE

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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From Pierre-Auguste Renoir’s ‘The Cat with Julie Manet’, 1887

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

#happy to hear frog and toad are not monarchists #a bit upset by the reminder of the fact that they’re american #(i say reminder as if i’ve ever actively thought about it. to me they just live somewhere behind my house.)

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yeah i'd love to bring e.m forster back from the dead to let him know that maurice was published and made into a film and gay people can get married in britain now and stuff, but on the other hand how would we break the news to him that a significant percentage of maurice fans prefer clive to alec from a combination of classism and being horny for hugh grant

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They’re of the Oscar Wilde sort x

the quality is rubbish, i also posted this on my twitter and instagram! :) @ sunsfawn

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som práve našla toto na insta a som skoro skapala

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life hits different when youre Slovak i think

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I remember when someone on a discord server called archaeology my “special interest” and I didn’t know how to explain, rookie mistake! It’s actually a Master’s degree

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"