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frogkeyboard · 5 hours
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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
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frogkeyboard · 6 hours
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It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.
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frogkeyboard · 6 hours
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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frogkeyboard · 8 hours
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they should do this for tumblr so you know when a lot of picrew icons are gonna be filling up your notes
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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i think about this video a lot
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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quacking in my boobs over this
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frogkeyboard · 2 days
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fixing things. living life. it'll be okay.
i'm so serious this past month and a half i've been the dumbest i've ever been in my life
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frogkeyboard · 3 days
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frogkeyboard · 3 days
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guigar fisth. he swammed to your askbox & is delivering god's word through my tongue. amen
GUGTAR FINCH 😎💯💯💯
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frogkeyboard · 3 days
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frogkeyboard · 3 days
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when i was 20 i hadn't transitioned yet but i had a dream where i died and saw my own spirit leave my body and my spirit had the form of a silhouette of a young girl in a sundress and even without any context i felt inherently that that was "me" and then i woke up. a very cisgender experience
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frogkeyboard · 3 days
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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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