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if any of u know youre are you are poison jared’s origins u are entitled to financial compensation for what went on in there. not from me but you’re entitled to it

#the server …..

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vampire girl

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ummmm niffin!alice hand in marriage please

#fr she’s soo😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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bj odysseus complex -> sasunaru suicide pact kiss is a beautiful name for a baby boy

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#remember this ? yeah #ivy tag🌷 #dislcaimer : ivy does NOT look like this. we are just being silly together rn and so thus you get this post

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post-spn finale era was so good for my mental health (having the most fun of my life 24/7 for like an entire year and a half and making so many new friends and having silly awesome experiences) but also horrible for my well-being (I will never again feel such constant euphoria and it’s hard sometimes to reconcile with that reality) … the epic highs and lows, so to speak, of the cw’s supernatural

#i miss it badly but I think if I tried to go back my body would burst into flames and my atoms would be scattered across the universe #frog.txt

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society if all witcher fics included the weirdo freak guy shit Geralt can get up to in the game such as : entering ur home and taking things from ur cabinet. and collecting flowers

#i love when i make him collect flowers and rob every single home in a village <3 this stuff is Mine now <3 #need 2 get back into writing my fics from literally 3 years ago bc they’re Insanely well developed tbh … I was On Top Of It back then.. #so obsessed truly ..

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best thing about playing is the witcher is is can make Geralt do all the gay tasks in the world

#painting a birdy for a troll… he’s my friend <3

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bite him Sammy kill him. and other such phrases

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i am not immune !

#to many things but especially vices #also desserts but that’s unrelated and i wish I had rice pudding rn ..

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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles' sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn't even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what's all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

#in five years this is gonna be one of those lists that are like #‘which of these millennial phrases haunts you the most’ #also prev fr. a whole year. two years even. some could even say three ..

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Thoschei || Nemeses — Jonathan Coulton (<- link leads to youtube version)

#EVERYBODY STREAMMMM 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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Thoschei || Nemeses — Jonathan Coulton (<- link leads to youtube version)

#wegogighgjjgr I LOVE TUIS SOS MUCH ILHOHPOHH I LVOE IT IVY I LOVE EYOU #‘it doesn’t make sense’ and the Rasputin scene 😭😭 UR SOS FUNNY I LOVE YOU #THSIS IS SO GGOOODD !!!!!!!!!!! #EVERYBODY STREAM !!!!

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Thoschei || Nemeses — Jonathan Coulton (<- link leads to youtube version)

#YEAHHHHHHHHH #OHOHOHHG IM SO EXCOYGED TO WATCH TJIS OH MYGOD

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when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

#they don’t even know …holy shit ..

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DOCTOR WHO  Mummy on the Orient Express

#god I love this ep #lesbian breakup of all time #doctor who

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Just because a lot of people seem to have skipped S1 or started with S2 and gone back.

#only seen a few random eps so far that ivy wanted to show me #maybe will watch the show eventually ..