some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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so now the leftist discourse is that malala – yes, malala – is a privileged neolib? i'm so serious guys i'm at my breaking point
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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Biden('s FTC) outlawing all non-competes, including making 99%+ of existing non-compete clauses unenforceable going forward. Pretty crazy
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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#coqutte #lana del ray #pintrest girl #dark feminine #black swan #female rage #gone girl #girlblogger #manic pixie dream girl
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Pro tip: you can make a figurine with a kneaded eraser to figure out how to draw a pose if you are desperate enough
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