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On the floor with tears in my eyes

#don’t #don’t worry y’all #we’ll hear from odysseus again in uhhh #20 years #of course #everything is fine #just as the prophecy foretold #i— #*cries*

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Dionysus saw Ariadne for the first time, at her worse moments and he immediately fell in love. Like literally he saw her crying face, all puffy red eyes, tears rolling down her face and boy was head over heels for her.

#it’s not a PHASE YALL i remain OBSESSED WITH ARIADNYSUS 😭😭😭😭

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Ariadne, seeing Dionysus walk in: So do i have a husband or a wife today?

Dionysus: Since you ate the last slice of pizza you have an enemy.

#formally announcing that i am in an ariadnysus MOOD rn

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i love how every other riordanverse series is like "the gods must be respected and we need to strike a delicate balance when dealing with them" and then in the kane chronicles it's just like "the gods are banned and now we're gonna hunt down a bunch of teenagers who want to follow their magic" and then those teenagers are like "hey yeah we follow the path of the gods but if they don't listen we'll just get rid of them again no questions asked" and then proceed to become the most powerful magicians in the house of life

#i think we should all be a little more appreciative of how the kanes made the gods their bitches #camp half blood children vying for the parents’ attention meanwhile the gods are begging for the kane’s attention #i love that for them

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you may have seen achilles in his miserable blanket burrito but have you seen odysseus Sitting Like That while appealing to achilles in his miserable blanket burrito

achilles looking very "make him stop make him stop make him stop"

#prev 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i’m weeping

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realizing now (yes i’m late ❤️) that since chiron is the son of kronos, he’s basically dionysus’s uncle. a distant relation. and what do characters of antiquity call their distant relations? cousin.

reader, walk with me. pjo au where camp half blood is run like the beef from ‘the bear’ and chiron and mr. d are the carmy and ritchie trying to hold shit together yelling “COUSIN” at each other for dear life

#‘you’re gonna go to bunker 9. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk. and you’re gonna caulk that shit’ #‘uh fyi—’ #‘fyi???’ #‘fyi i’m not your Fucking Satyr’ #‘fyi—fYI YOU COCKED IT UP NOW YOURE GONNA CAULK IT OUT’ #‘well i WOULD but my LISCENSE is EXPIRED. FYI’ #‘you drove in this morninnnnggg’ #‘percy. you wanna help? you can drive’ #‘uhhhhHH time out. no thanks. i’ll uber’ #‘grow up’ #‘SURGE RATES FUCKO’ #……….i know y’all see my vision #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo show #the bear #the bear hulu

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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

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why i keep twitter

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cousin bonding 🥰

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“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

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Percy’s New Yorker genes unlocking the moment someone cuts him off and sending him into a fit of 12yo road rage

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Might be the beginning of something

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in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes

#the mental image of this has stopped me in my tracks.

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gotta give it to the percy jackson fans, you really do love your main character. for other franchises, fans usually place the #1 blorbo title on a specific side character. but in percy jackson you really love your percy jackson

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"we're gonna get to see the underwater kiss" "we're gonna get to see silena and clarisse" "we're gonna get to see baby nico" you guys are all wrong. we're gonna get to see walker scobell as percy motherfucking jackson talking to fucking horses. will they poorly cgi the mouths to move? will they start talking in his head? will the voices be silly or perhaps recognizable celebrities? who knows. but i feel like we've all forgotten the talking horses and honestly it's a crime because THATS what im most excited to see on the big screen