I'm working on a Rocket themed playlist and I'd love it if people could add in more songs that remind them of our favourite short king, or even just ones you'd think he'd listen to.
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Chekov: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Kirk: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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your post about geralt mispronouncing jaskier's legal name gave me the terrible thought that "julian alfred pankratz" is the "benedict cumberbatch" of the continent; most people can't resist intentionally getting his name wrong
see, this is why jaskie chose a different name and why brandybuck is an actor.
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More 'Jaskier brings a puppy au'
He loves Princess Angelina Snootywoo Softpaws The Third so much, he often will just sit cooing over how cute she is.
Geralt tries to downplay how much it amuses him to see the bard fawning over a fluffball
Roach actually likes her, noses her gently and will kill for her.
Side effect of more women coming to coo over the adorable little puppy, Jaskier is quick to swoop in and start wooing.
And there was only one bed! The first inn they make it to only has one bed on offer, which is fine. They've shared plenty of times but now the pup is here.
Geralt: The dog is NOT sleeping on the bed.
Jaskier: You expect OUR daughter to sleep on the floor??? Geralt how could you be so cruel!
Geralt: That thing is not our daughter.
Jaskier: Either she sleeps in the bed or I'm gonna cry all night.
Geralt: ...fine
At 3am Princess paws Geralt awake, licking at his face for cuddles.
Geralt (sleepily) ... our daughters awake
Jaskier: ... when I'm asleep she's your daughter...
Princess is a spoiled little lap dog born in the courts but when she first sees a Drowner on the path she charges in head first, barking and stamping her little feet. Jaskier screaming at her and Geralt just sighs, pulls out his sword and runs in after her.
Once the Drowners are all dead she's sitting beside a decapitated head, wagging her floofy tail and beaming in pride at "her" victory.
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Normalise being a jaunty little frilly boy ~
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I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die
Americans do not interact
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@witchersummercamp So! Who lives in a keep at the bottom of the sea? Wolf Witchers! Plus one additional Cat Witcher provided by the lovely @arcaneviolence (tysm! <33) I was thinking of a lil mermaid idea, but instead of a lady mermaid, it’s four big burly dudes with claws and stuff that could maul you 💖💖.
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