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Kuroo, laying next to sleeping kenma: nice

Kenma, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Kuroo*

Kuroo, holding back tears: N I C E !

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Kuroo, high on pain meds after injuring himself trying ballet : what's the verdict, doc?

Doctor : we're waiting for your x-ray

Kuroo : but i never dated anyone named ray

Doctor :

Doctor : we might do a brain scan too

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[during movie night]

Oikawa : *nudging iwaizumi* why are you always falling asleep on me? Am i that boring?

Iwaizumi, half asleep : your shoulder is very comfortable

Oikawa : *blinking back tears*

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Lev : kenma acts tough, but he named his cat missy

Kuroo : avv cute

Kenma : it's an abbreviation. Her name is Missile Launcher

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[at the zoo]

Atsumu : you can't fly lol

Penguin : you can't get someone to mate with you for life lmao

Atsumu :

Penguin : dude don— don't cry at the zoo

Osamu, watching dino talk to penguin and burst into tears : what—

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Atsumu : this is crazy idea. insane. stupid. it doesn't make any sense.

Hinata : ...so you'll do it?

Atsumu : for you? of course!

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[atsusaku texting]

Atsumu : hey, omi-omi ;)

Sakusa : no thanks

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Kuroo : i think i'm falling for you

Tsukishima : then get up

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How captains flirt

Daichi : was it destiny that we met?

Oikawa : did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Kuroo : DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH!? 👁️👄👁️

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Police : sir, i gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi and your various connections to the victim, who is an alleged cat killer, you're currently a person of interest.

Kenma : so let me get this straight.

Kenma : you think i'm interesting.

Kenma : and also a PERSON?

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Akaashi : *studiously doing his homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Bokuto : *upside down oh his desk chair* do you think stars have feeling?

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Sugawara : hinata, kageyama, we're family. you shouldn't fighting. we need to uplift and love each other. the members are all we have

Yamaguchi, peaking through the door : senpai, tanaka-senpai is on the phone

Sugawara : tell that bitch to go to hell

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Atsumu : i've been studying sign language so i can talk to more people and also so i can insult osamu to his face without him knowing

Atsumu : but it backfired

*earlier that day*

Atsumu, signing : you're a bitch

Osamu, signing back violently : what the fuck did you just say to me you motherfucking piece of shit, i'll fucking kill you

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Sakusa : wow, i'm a lucky guy

Atsumu : avv, i love you too. you make my life complete and i can't believe that you're mine. i don't know what i'd do without you

Sakusa : bitch, tf are you talking about?

Sakusa : i just got 200 McNuggets

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Kenma : why are you crying?

Hinata : a boy at the park stole and ate all my chicken nuggets

Kenma : did you stab him to death?

Hinata : yes, kind of

Kenma : don't lie to me

Hinata : okay, i didn't stab; i snapped

Kenma : *squinting his eyes* bullshit

Hinata :

Hinata : fine. I told him i'm sorry that he stole my chicken nuggets

Kenma, grabbing all his knives : this is EXACTLY why i stab bitches. Be right back, okay?

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Iwaizumi, under his breath : he is so pretty

Oikawa : what??

Iwaizumi : i said you look shitty GET LOST

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Bokuto : someone donates one kidney and is hailed a hero. I donate five and get arrested?

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